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uncleshady 10-15-2006 03:47 PM

BEAT LIKE A SAVAGE: Walked off a BJ table live.
 
[censored] the Suncoast. Friggin little rinky-dink nickel and dime operation. I take an epic beat playing 1/2 against the donkey who was paying everybody, so I take my last 2 bills and roll up to the (obv baller) 5 dollar BJ tables. Two deck shoe. I run up about 150 bucks and I get tapped on the shoulder by a female pit boss. "You can play any game except 21 from now on." They insta-shuffle and I color up. The tourists in the first two seats were shocked. "Is she serious?" I advise them to leave Vegas immediately and return to Nebraska at once as the casinos hate winners. The ass part of this whole situation was I didnt spread my bet beyond 3 units the entire time. 5 dollars to 15 dollars, no joke, and never from one to three. Such unbelievable BS it isn't even funny. Truth was, I was counting, but I couldnt have given you an exact number at any time, it was more of a feel count. Boycott the Suncoast as they are run by shapeshifting reptilian christian republican abortion clinic cleaning ladies. BASTARD LIKE A MOFO.

ajmargarine 10-15-2006 03:51 PM

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abortion clinic cleaning ladies.

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You just don't see many Christian Republicans in this field. It could very well be discrimination. You are probably onto something.

furyshade 10-15-2006 03:54 PM

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wow, that casino has to have the worst ROI ever if they are pissed at losing $150

j_allstar 10-15-2006 03:59 PM

Re: BEAT LIKE A SAVAGE: Walked off a BJ table live.
 
I just woke up, sat down with a nice cup of coffee, ready to scan the HSNL and maybe MSNL before my first 4 table session, and for some unexplained reason the first link i hit is bbv...


this is a bad sign

inferno 10-15-2006 04:01 PM

Re: BEAT LIKE A SAVAGE: Walked off a BJ table live.
 
inside brag that you can count cards

Dan87 10-15-2006 04:10 PM

Re: BEAT LIKE A SAVAGE: Walked off a BJ table live.
 
why dont they just get a 6 deck automatic shuffler, seems to work for casinos in BC to take peoples money

CaptainBusto 10-15-2006 04:11 PM

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probably cant afford it if they got their panties in a bunch over $150.

uncleshady 10-15-2006 04:15 PM

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why dont they just get a 6 deck automatic shuffler, seems to work for casinos in BC to take peoples money

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I would have never played a game like that to even get kicked off of.

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probably cant afford it if they got their panties in a bunch over $150.

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I was friggin flabbergasted by the situation. I laughed at the lady and grinned like the cheshire cat all the way out. The Suncoast is NOT a small casino, either.

LionelHutz00 10-15-2006 04:39 PM

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wtf why do they even bother having a double deck game if they kick you off the table for winning $150 and spreading your bets 3 units

absoludicrous 10-15-2006 07:05 PM

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Did you ask them for comps?


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