Stupid questions, part meh: How fast or soon could you?
 

God makes some prop bets with you. You get blahblahblah if He thinks you did it fast enough.

1. Random day: Drive from New York to LA? (You can break the law but must drive every inch, traffic is typical. Google Maps estimate: 2,787 mi, about 46 hours)

2. Now: Have consentual, non-pay sex with any person you've never met?

3. Now: Kill someone (not yourself).

4. Random day: Masturbate to orgasm without photo, video, audio or text aid?

5. Random day: Elected as mayor of a town of 10,000+ people? Ignore election cycles. "If I want to be mayor of somewhere in some year, I'd need to have chosen towns THIS MUCH earlier.

Re: Stupid questions, part meh: How fast or soon could you?
 

1. Any car of my choice, going 150mph, under 21 hours.

2. It would take about 6 hours, go out, choose the girl, spend the night getting her to go home, then do it.

3. under 1 hour

4. under 5 minutes

5. I have no idea

Re: Stupid questions, part meh: How fast or soon could you?
 

72 hours, we're taking our time, he'd better have a damn good reason for propping, whatever (I'm a monk), several years.

Re: Stupid questions, part meh: How fast or soon could you?
 

1. I don't freaking know. probably about 35 hours. I have remarkable driving endurance.

2. ten hours

3. anywhere from two to eight hours

4. five minutes

5. ten years

Re: Stupid questions, part meh: How fast or soon could you?
 

1. 40 hours, counting some sleep time.
2. 30 minutes
3. 2 hours if I didn't care about or had a guarantee of no legal consequences
4. 5-10 mins.
5. 9 months

Re: Stupid questions, part meh: How fast or soon could you?
 

Why would it ever take longer than 30 minutes to kill someone? Go grab a brick, find some shlub, pound into oblivion.

Re: Stupid questions, part meh: How fast or soon could you?
 

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God makes some prop bets with you.

3. Now: Kill someone (not yourself).



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FU God.

Re: Stupid questions, part meh: How fast or soon could you?
 

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Why would it ever take longer than 30 minutes to kill someone? Go grab a brick, find some shlub, pound into oblivion.

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yes, but there's only a handful of people I'd murder in exchange for personal gain!

Re: Stupid questions, part meh: How fast or soon could you?
 

1. I dont really know how far that is, but it would be difficult to average more than about 80mph.

2.1 hour if you were prepared really scrape to bottom of the barrel.

3. Like 5 minutes. How hard could it be to stab someone in the heart? I mean practicaly, disregarding legal and moral dilemmas and stuff. Not hard to do.

4. Less than 1 minute.

5. This would take well over a year, Im not really a mayor looking type, but if I was 35+, I reckon I could talk the talk to do it.

Re: Stupid questions, part meh: How fast or soon could you?
 

1. Bugatti Veyron