SUCK MY DIKSHIT
 

LOL DONKNGOOOOOOOES

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t100/t200
8 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t2835
UTG+1: t1580
Her0wned: t6530
MP2: t1875
CO: t2830
Button: t1530
SB: t1770
BB: t1050

Pre-flop: (8 players) Her0wned is MP1 with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Her0wned raises to t600</font>, MP2 folds, CO calls t600 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t900)</font>, 3 folds.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t1500, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Her0wned bets t2230</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO calls all-in t2230</font>.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t5960, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t5960)


River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t5960, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t5960)


Results:
Final pot: t5960
<font color="#ffffff">Her0wned balance 3700 lost 2830 Kc Jc </font>
<font color="#ffffff">CO balance 5960 bet 2830 collected 5960 net 3130 Ah Qd </font>

Easy.

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t300/t600
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t3755
Her0wned: t8265
SB: t4450
BB: t3530

Pre-flop: (4 players) Her0wned is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">Her0wned raises to t1800</font>, SB folds, BB calls t1200 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t2700)</font>.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t3900, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB is all-in t1730</font>, Her0wned calls t1730 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t5630)</font>.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t7360, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t7360)


River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t7360, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t7360)


Results:
Final pot: t7360
<font color="#ffffff">Her0wned balance 4735 lost 3530 Ac Ah </font>
<font color="#ffffff">BB balance 7360 bet 3530 collected 7360 net 3830 8h Qh </font>

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t25/t25
(Ante: t25)
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t6125
Button: t8535
SB: t2330
Her0wned: t3010

Pre-flop: (4 players) Her0wned is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises all-in t2305</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Her0wned raises all-in t2985</font>.
Uncalled bets: t680 returned to Her0wned.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t4710, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t4710)


Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t4710, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t4710)


River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t4710, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t4710)


Results:
Final pot: t4710
<font color="#ffffff">SB balance 5510 bet 2330 collected 5510 net 3180 Ac 3s </font>
<font color="#ffffff">Her0wned balance 680 bet 3010 collected 680 lost -2330 Ah Kd </font>



DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

Re: SUCK MY DIKSHIT
 

I'm sorry that you lost 3 incredibly standard hands. :sadface:

Re: SUCK MY DIKSHIT
 

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I'm sorry that you lost 3 incredibly standard hands. :sadface:

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2 of which he misplayed.

Re: SUCK MY DIKSHIT
 

Hehe. Which 2?

I just needed a vent, I've been on a massive DS.

Obviously hand 1 is a bit loose, which is really not normal for me. My stack was so big I wanted to keep pressuring, I won't be doing that again.

Re: SUCK MY DIKSHIT
 

Hand 1 is a clear fold preflop
Hand 2 you either push or make a smallish raise like t1500 or even a minraise.

Re: SUCK MY DIKSHIT
 

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Hand 2 you either push or make a smallish raise like t1500 or even a minraise.

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Wow, I really don't see a big difference between 1500-1800. Now that I look, I wish I had pushed PF. Not sure why I made that raise. Guess I was on a bit more tilt than I thought.

Re: SUCK MY DIKSHIT
 

This happened to me 43 times today.


Oh and die.

Re: SUCK MY DIKSHIT
 

Pff, try set over set for the last 3 sets that you actual manage to flop and get back to me.

Edit: Not in donk'n'gos, either.