i\'m nowhere near tuff_fish in terms of NL skill
 

villain was an absolute god damn maniac - i took half his stack earlier with QQ, others have taken chunks from him as he just keeps firing... waited for another quality hand vs. him and here it was... i played it like crap, tuff_fish would have re-raised the flop and pushed the turn, but not me, i'm just weak_tight_fish

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

UTG ($633.80)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($682)</font>
Button ($1448.15)
<font color="#C00000">SB ($608.25)</font>
BB ($330.50)

Preflop: Hero is MP with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $3.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $27</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB (poster) calls $24, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: ($60) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $50</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $100</font>, Hero calls $50.

Turn: ($260) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $175</font>, Hero calls $175.

River: ($610) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero calls $306.25.

Final Pot: $916.25

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has 7d 6d (straight, ten high).
Hero has Qh Qc (two pair, queens and nines).
Outcome: SB wins $916.25. </font>

Re: i\'m nowhere near tuff_fish in terms of NL skill
 

im cracking up just imagining tuff_fish's reaction to this hand

Re: i\'m nowhere near tuff_fish in terms of NL skill
 

"I'm a little out of sorts here"

Re: i\'m nowhere near tuff_fish in terms of NL skill
 

GO AHEAD, TAKE ANOTHER BUYIN, TAKE TWO BUYINS, JESUS CHRIST AASDHFLSAJDHFLSJHDF

Re: i\'m nowhere near tuff_fish in terms of NL skill
 

Holy mackerel there goes ANOTHER buyin!

Re: i\'m nowhere near tuff_fish in terms of NL skill
 

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GO AHEAD, TAKE ANOTHER BUYIN, TAKE TWO BUYINS, JESUS CHRIST AASDHFLSAJDHFLSJHDF

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And I'm just going to type, "It happens."

Re: i\'m nowhere near tuff_fish in terms of NL skill
 

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im cracking up just imagining tuff_fish's reaction to this hand

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"The ass end of a straight on a paired board?!?! F**k me to tears!!! Why does this s**t ALWAYS happen?!?!"

Re: i\'m nowhere near tuff_fish in terms of NL skill
 

SON OF A GODDAMN BITCH YOU F*CKEN [censored].SON.OF.A.GODDAMN.BITCH.

Re: i\'m nowhere near tuff_fish in terms of NL skill
 

frisky.

Re: i\'m nowhere near tuff_fish in terms of NL skill
 

he's probably got a king no doubt - oh god, damn oh damn - jesus christ just put all in I can lose 2 buyins there you go god bless america SON OF A GODDAMNED BITCH SON OF A BITCH POQENFAFN;OQ;RNADFNAL