What to do when a cougar is all over your nuts?
 

There's a cougar (woman in her mid 30s) who is avidly stalking me at the dog park. She's there every day, and every day she talks to me endlessly. She tells me how good looking I am, talks about her body, her diet, her ex-husband, says things like "You're the perfect man, your girlfriend is so lucky."

I don't really respond. I just kinda stand there with my arms crossed and watch my dog run. If I do respond, I say something totally off topic -- not even referencing whatever weird thing she just said to me.

This is not a brag post -- it's not something to brag about that some wacky cougar is stalking your nuts. But what should I do? Should I just let her stalk me, or should I tell her enough is enough?

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Intercourse?

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I should recruit some OOTer to come in and take one for the team. You could come with me to the park, I could introduce you as a good friend, and then you could take her home and do the deed.

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not a brag post? gimme a break. this kinda [censored] should happen semi-regularly to you. decide if you want to sexy her, go from there.

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Where?

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not a brag post? gimme a break. this kinda [censored] should happen semi-regularly to you. decide if you want to sexy her, go from there.

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I've decided -- no. Now what?

Is it not legitimate for a man to not want sexual advances from an undesirable woman?

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not a brag post? gimme a break. this kinda [censored] should happen semi-regularly to you. decide if you want to sexy her, go from there.

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I've decided -- no. Now what?

Is it not legitimate for a man to not want sexual advances from an undesirable woman?

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Well clearly, said man would be homosexual.

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This post is useless without pics.

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You could actualy give up your virginity.Tail is tail.

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You could actualy give up your virginity.Tail is tail.

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If I were single, you'd have a point.