WTF is up with the Japanese???
 

WTF are these people thinking???

Ok, so I preview some japanese porn that I downloaded over the weekend. Pretty standard.

But then I get to a part with some action and WTF?!?! They have it blocked/censored/whatever with a bright light right on the chics snatch, but only when I tounge is about to get busy. The same thing happens when a blow-job is going on, although, not caring about dick, this posses little issue with me.

Then is dawns on me. There is some sort of freaky porn/society law in Japan which forbids this type of footage. FINE, I forgot...never download Japanese porn...now I remember why...

But then in a truely WTF Momment...the other guy that made up the threesome in one of the above said scenes...starts to go down on the other dude and much to my dismay...THEY SHOW IT!

WTFOMGLOLCOASTERWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Have I been duped by a secret underground gay-porn cult in Japan????

Why Japan??? Why the [censored] have you done this to me!?!?!?!

Are there any other porn-countries-of-origin that I should be avoiding at all costs? Should I not download the Ethiopian I have queued up??????

WTF????

Re: WTF is up with the Japanese???
 

Holy cow that's awefull, i'm glad i've never come across a film that starts out straight and then turns into a dude going down on another dude. I can't really tell you if this is law with them blurring things out, or if it's just some guy's idea of a joke. Not sure if there's any other countries you should avoid, but i'd definatly avoid anything that has the word "snoodling" in it.

Re: WTF is up with the Japanese???
 

Re: WTF is up with the Japanese???
 

i once saw a video of a woman having eels placed in her butthole with a funnel and then shooting them out into another girls' mouth. her vagina was blurred out.

it was then, that i realized, that asian people are gross.

Re: WTF is up with the Japanese???
 

I have seen that eel video, and its pretty messed up. I've seen it with the vagina unblurred, don't remember how.

I've also seen japanese porn where a LIVE OCTOPUS comes out of the girls vagina. WTF?

Re: WTF is up with the Japanese???
 

huh. the wikipedia article says they're more open about their sexuality in general but they still won't show a girl's coochie.

also:

"Many genres of Japanese erotica evolved because of censorship laws. Tentacle rape, an animated portrayal of rape fantasies involving a human female and a science fiction-like creature originated in the Edo era. The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife, a wood print of a woman in a sexual act with a giant octopus is one example of tentacle rape. It emerged as an alternative to depicting the male penis in the 1980s, and it became famous for its depiction in the anime, Legend of the Overfiend."

wtf

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The lesson here is to steer clear of fishermens' wives. Them bitches crazy.

Re: WTF is up with the Japanese???
 

Man - it's an AZN thing, you wouldn't understand. It's clearly less offensive to show an octopus banging a chick than some random dude.

-Al

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I'm just glad to see that the tentacle rape thing is something that goes way back. I have this lingering fear that Hiroshima and Nagasaki single-handedly transformed Japanese culture into something 100 times sillier and ludicrous than the austere, poetic psychotic cruelty that it was before.

Re: WTF is up with the Japanese???
 

Yeah...I have seen some pretty sick [censored] too sick for OOT