First time at Strip club (Long)
 

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Okay so I turned 18 fairly recently soo.. Friday night I headed out with a couple of friends to the local strip club. For few bucks more I got into the VIP section. The club was called DejeVu or something like that

After sitting in the back row of the pole in VIP club… I was getting bored watching. So I asked this REALLY REALLY hot blonde for a lap dance. For like 3-5 mins for 20 bucks (better hourly wage then me!), the girl will take you to this private space and work her magic! Honestly the [censored] hottest girl ever. The girl was perfect. No girl can even compare to how hot this blonde was...okay I am done DJ announced that she won some award for being the sexiest something…...

Okay so first part in the private booth we talked first about simple [censored] like her age, she said she was really stoked to finally leave in like 25 minutes. She had not ate any food, etc. She complimented my appearance and cologne. I told her she was really hot etc... She told me what college she was going to and her age, As song started she took off some of her clothes, she said I could touch her and then she went to work!! Her skin was like super soft and her ass and [censored] were perfect. She had this really small thong on and her body was flawless. So HOTT...


Anyways, later that night I got 2 other lap dances from these other girls who came up to offer them to me and since I was stupid and new to the strip club I said “sure”, instead of shopping around. Easy to do, when everything’s dark you can not really see their face and they all look pretty hot.

The other 2 girls I got a lap dance from were not even close to being as hot as the first stripper. Plus they were doing freaky [censored] like biting/touching my nipples, and there bodies had plenty of flaws. Both were a little overweight, one had small [censored] and both had mediocre outfits that covered too much.

In VIP club there were showers going off every hour and giving out all these free porn videos. I spent about one hour just getting rid of my dollar bills to different girls who would come on stage every song change. One of the girls did like a flip/summersault on to my body and pulled the dollar bill out of mouth with her pussy. ;-D


Point of this post is that this girl is super hot. Like I feel as if I am “in love with a stripper”. I'd cash out like up to 500 bucks to have sex with this girl. Hell I’d probably make it more for one good night:-D. Its not like I can not get laid, but when you have a girl this hot, o man. The hottest girl at my school is like nothing compared to this one. I don’t care if she has sex with multiple guys a night, I'd love to get with this girl. I dropped around 140+ that night paying for my own dances, giving out singles, and giving a few free dances to my friends. It was a great experience.


Okay back to that hot girl …should I...
a.) forget it about it let my excitement die down, and in a week move on to something else
b.) ask her beforehand if she is interested in giving more then a lap dance
c.) offer her a lot of money
d.) girls are not hot, get a hot boy
e.) stop going after stripper girls!
f.) Stop making long stupid post like this and start playing poker. (Get a life)

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Best gimmick account ever?

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dude, sounds like the blond stripper really likes you. you should go back and ask her out

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Where was this strip club?

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Both were a little overweight


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So you're saying that those chicks were fat? Yo?

Seriously, she's a stipper, she's not going to have secs with some silly high school kid. Get over it.

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Like I feel as if I am “in love with a stripper”.

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She loves you too. Really.

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lol

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Yet, I get the point shes a dancer not a prostitute. Yet, she was just really really hot.

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Where was this strip club?

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Ugh. This reminds me of my geeky existence growing up, one day instead of the arcade we went to an all-nude place (18+). They generally annoy me and only seems fun when I'm wasted, but the two guys with me had never been.

One ended up maxing out his AmEx by running up charges for dances from her until they shut the card off, had his car repo'd, and lost his job because he became obsessed with a dancer. He even co-signed a car loan for her (!) and was a mess.

The other one was a trust fund kid so he had more money. He later estimated dropping ~$40K on a different girl that he had met that day, and did so in a very short amount of time.

One claims that he got laid ONCE from his girl, on a trip to Vegas. The other eventually moved on and became a huge topless bar fanatic, and eventually got stalked by a girl.

Moral: don't do it. Your lust sounds like theirs, but when the song's over she's not your friend. Or, find a way to put a skip in the CD so the song never ends. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]