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wmonfor 09-30-2007 09:59 PM

major beat: no more liquor or cigarettes
 
The government in the state of michigan shuts down at midnight tonight because of some stupid ish.

beat: no liquor. Stores can sell their remaining stock, but they can't import any liquor into the state until the govt is back up.

double beat: no cigarettes, same reason as above.

HUGE BEAT: I STILL HAVE TO PAY [censored] TAXES WTFBASTARD?!?!?!

brag: hmmmm . . . can't think of a big one. No state police so speeding is less risky?

variance: can still buy beer and the casinos stay open.

Conspire 09-30-2007 10:00 PM

Re: major beat: no more liquor or cigarettes
 
WHAT THE [censored]!!! ARE YOU [censored] SERIOUS NO CIGARETTES??? I JUST MOVED TO THIS [censored] STATE!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE [censored], I MEAN SERIOUSLY OH MY [censored] GOD!

YOU ARE KIDDING RIGHT???

bonds 09-30-2007 10:02 PM

Re: major beat: no more liquor or cigarettes
 
Variance: If this continues, Ima be driving unlawfully b/c I won't be able to renew my license.

Brokeass states FTW!

wmonfor 09-30-2007 10:05 PM

Re: major beat: no more liquor or cigarettes
 
[ QUOTE ]
WHAT THE [censored]!!! ARE YOU [censored] SERIOUS NO CIGARETTES??? I JUST MOVED TO THIS [censored] STATE!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE [censored], I MEAN SERIOUSLY OH MY [censored] GOD!

YOU ARE KIDDING RIGHT???

[/ QUOTE ]

not kidding

sc000t 09-30-2007 10:06 PM

Re: major beat: no more liquor or cigarettes
 
The Indian casinos are staying open but I think the Detroit casinos are shutting down. We're currently stocking up on booze and when that runs out we're driving 120mph to indiana to buy more.

We'll also be robbing a few banks, anyone want in?

Conspire 09-30-2007 10:07 PM

Re: major beat: no more liquor or cigarettes
 
Im down with robbing a bank, I live right in the thumb, [censored] [censored] [censored] this is [censored] madness!

vhawk01 09-30-2007 10:10 PM

Re: major beat: no more liquor or cigarettes
 
Have fun paying way more taxes for the next ten years guys.

Conspire 09-30-2007 10:10 PM

Re: major beat: no more liquor or cigarettes
 
I mean seriously, cigarettes already cost 5 dollaz a pack, they are now gonna probably be $11!!!!

This is gonna be like [censored] prohibition!

I_AM_EVIL 09-30-2007 10:12 PM

Re: major beat: no more liquor or cigarettes
 
I bet the people in the Michigan Militia are loving that. No beer and no cigs....how will they survive? At least they have plenty of guns and ammo for when the [censored] hits the fan.

Join them and take back your state.

http://st50.startlogic.com/~gunshowo...ganmilitia.jpg

bonds 09-30-2007 10:15 PM

Re: major beat: no more liquor or cigarettes
 
[ QUOTE ]
Have fun paying way more taxes for the next ten years guys.

[/ QUOTE ]

Well, I was looking for a reason to move somewhere else anyway.

Thanks for the shove out the door state gov't!


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