ITT you post your Halloween Costume
 

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I just dressed up as some weird creepy dude.

Effect was strong, all chicks were creeped out and told me to take off the mask, and all dudes were laughing.

Variance: Driving by some drunken chick last night who was half-dressed up I asked her what her costume was. Dialog went something like this.

Her: "I'm a vampire!"
Me: "Oh, because you look like a whore!"
Her: :[censored] you!" (middle finger)
Me: "How much baby?"

Ya I'm smooth like that.

Also some chick told me she didn't like my mask to which I replied, "that's fine I don't like you, so I think we're even"

How do I not get laid more often with smooth lines like that.

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The Burger King really is the creepiest thing ever.

I miss dollar chicken tender sandwiches though.

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I can't remember the last time I went to Burger King.

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so ure the one to the left?

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No, that is my creepy roommate who is kind of lame and stole a tshirt from my other roommate that says "You are a [censored] with a Capital C!"

Great costume dude.

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brag: rasterbated poster
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beat: rasterbated poster in color of yourselves

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what does ITT mean? i suck at teh interweb speak.

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I had five minutes to come up with a costume, so I just dressed regular and made a sign out of the top of a shoebox that said "Nudist on strike!" People got a real kick out of it. Girl at a bar said, "Aww, too bad, you should go back to work. You're cute." Holla. Definitely think I had one of the best ratios of positive response to costume effort.

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