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nation 08-14-2007 04:18 PM

brag: going back to the nation of my people
 
So yeah I'm going back to India for a month because my cousin's getting married (lolarrangedmarriageaments). Last time I was there I was like 13 and accidentally hooked up with a cousin (not blood related thank god). She was hot.

My mom (who was born there) told me she would find me a nice indian chick to marry. I told her I'm not down with that because FOB's (fresh off the boat) don't put out. She told me that the girls there are "very loose" these days.

http://www.melbourne.indymedia.org/uploads/borat.jpg

Niiiiice!

Brag: Hotel has internet access so I can still be connected to the real world and play poker too.

Brag: That cousin that I hooked up with is going to be there so we can go clubbing every night.

Beat: I keep telling myself that I obv wouldn't hit it even though she's like barely related to me but I've given up hope on myself after all the fatties that I've banged that no human should even set eyes on.

Brag: Indian chicks are hottttttt

http://www.clubvibes.com/photos/images/photos/92988.jpg http://www.apunkachoice.com/upload/a...actgal2251.jpg http://www.siliconeer.com/past_issue...a-Bluffmas.jpg

and of course her hotness herself...aishwarya rai

http://www.bhopal.net/bhopalinthenew...arya%20Rai.jpg http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...ai-Posters.jpg http://www.miw.com.sg/publish/sg/en/...ge.445.338.gif

bitch just got married mom's gonna have to pull some strings

NU Star 08-14-2007 04:20 PM

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Brag: Indian chicks are hottttttt

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Unfortunately, I think on average Indian chicks are amongst the ugliest.

its_just_me 08-14-2007 04:21 PM

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pix of indian midgets (preferably pregnant) plz k thx

TheDoubleA 08-14-2007 04:21 PM

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bitch just got married mom's gonna have to pull some strings

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This is awesome on a level only an Indian can be at.

nation 08-14-2007 04:21 PM

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well the hot ones are really hot

NU Star 08-14-2007 04:22 PM

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well the hot ones are really hot

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Agreed.

No Fizzle 08-14-2007 04:22 PM

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Brag: Indian chicks are hottttttt

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I have seen very few examples that support this.

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Unfortunately, I think on average Indian chicks are amongst the ugliest.

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I have seen way too may examples that support this.

nick604 08-14-2007 04:29 PM

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Brag: Indian chicks are hottttttt

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I have seen very few examples that support this.

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Unfortunately, I think on average Indian chicks are amongst the ugliest.

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I have seen way too may examples that support this.

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Lara Dutta breaks the rule, imho

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/nick604/lara.jpg

RunyonAve 08-14-2007 04:52 PM

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My roomate is indian... he's a [censored] idiot.

RunyonAve 08-14-2007 04:52 PM

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Is your last name Patel?

K.Ruler 08-14-2007 04:56 PM

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i think indian chicks rank the lowest in hotness in comparison to all other races...

its_just_me 08-14-2007 04:58 PM

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i think indian chicks rank the lowest in hotness in comparison to all other races...

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ZOMFG racist ban plz

SNOWBALL 08-14-2007 04:59 PM

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OMFG indian girls are HOTHOTHOTHOT
I'm jealous xmath.

SNOWBALL 08-14-2007 05:01 PM

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i think indian chicks rank the lowest in hotness in comparison to all other races...



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Ummmmm, no.

K.Ruler 08-14-2007 05:03 PM

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i think indian chicks rank the lowest in hotness in comparison to all other races...



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Ummmmm, no.

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maybe jewish chicks

No Fizzle 08-14-2007 05:05 PM

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i think indian chicks rank the lowest in hotness in comparison to all other races...



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Ummmmm, no.

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maybe jewish chicks

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ygos? Jewish girls always have the big, fat asses...

ipot 08-14-2007 05:09 PM

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dolla dolla bill yall

BowToYourSensei 08-14-2007 05:13 PM

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well the hot ones are really hot

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Agreed.

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also agreed, but the unattractive ones are easily the ugliest

Teh1337zor 08-14-2007 05:13 PM

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lol tap water

No Fizzle 08-14-2007 05:15 PM

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If I had to go back to India, I wouldn't use the bathroom the entire time I was there...

J.C. Gloves 08-14-2007 05:19 PM

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I am a fan of any race of girls that is/are puttin' out.

Johnny Drama 08-14-2007 05:20 PM

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My roomate is indian... he's a [censored] idiot.

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but is he hot?

React1oN 08-14-2007 05:28 PM

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Is your last name Patel?

[/ QUOTE ]lol, my friend(indian obv) last name's patel.

AntonHeat 08-14-2007 05:39 PM

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Typical Indian chick is like [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

ImsaKidd 08-14-2007 06:48 PM

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Typical Indian chick is like [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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They are brown not yellow dummy.

Blarg 08-14-2007 09:18 PM

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well the hot ones are really hot

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Agreed.

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One of the top two most flawless, beautiful women I've ever seen IRL in my life was Indian. But almost without exception all of the rest of them would be done a great act of charity by getting called a bit below average.

prodonkey 08-14-2007 09:26 PM

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[x] chicks with dots on their foreheads

benza13 08-14-2007 09:36 PM

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Typical Indian chick is like [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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They are brown not yellow dummy.

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<font color="brown"> Racist, ban! </font>

ChrisCo 08-14-2007 10:06 PM

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Is your last name Patel?

[/ QUOTE ]lol, my friend(indian obv) last name's patel.

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the crabs 08-14-2007 10:18 PM

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I went to HS with an Indian kid, and his last name was Patel.

Cumulonimbus 08-14-2007 11:06 PM

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THANKS FOR THE INVITE JERKFACE!!!!!

if u can't do any better, don't feel any shame in banging that relative of yours. Cousins need lovin too.

blutarski 08-14-2007 11:09 PM

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I find white chicks to be pretty hot.

shat4brains 08-14-2007 11:48 PM

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I went to HS with an Indian kid, and his last name was Patel.

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so did i LOL

blutarski 08-14-2007 11:57 PM

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I find white chicks to be pretty hot.

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Hey! I leveled myself. Indians are caucasians.

Anyhoo, as India moves into more and more prosperity, the outlook for and increase in the number of hot chicks/1million citizens will improve.

Ribbo 08-15-2007 01:35 AM

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i think indian chicks rank the lowest in hotness in comparison to all other races...



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Ummmmm, no.

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maybe jewish chicks

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Samoans obv, then africans.

vhawk01 08-15-2007 01:39 AM

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Is your last name Patel?

[/ QUOTE ]lol, my friend(indian obv) last name's patel.

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PorkPieHat 08-15-2007 12:34 PM

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http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...ai-Posters.jpg

I swear this is like the Indian version of Tammy Faye Bakker.

bonds 08-15-2007 12:39 PM

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The title of this thread is a setup for an obv. "Kwik-E-Mart?" joke, but I'm not going to be the one banned for making it.

GL.

NozeCandy 08-15-2007 01:02 PM

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http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...ai-Posters.jpg

I swear this is like the Indian version of Tammy Faye Bakker.

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You take away that chick's funky jewelry and swirly dress design thing and she looks white.

nutsflopper 08-15-2007 01:07 PM

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http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...ai-Posters.jpg

I swear this is like the Indian version of Tammy Faye Bakker.

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You take away that chick's brown pigment and she looks white.

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