WTF my farts smell so bad they are preventing me from sleeping
 

The situation: my farts cannot be repressed and stink so badly that I can't get to sleep, I'm practically dutch-ovening myself.

Today's diet: Shea stadium hot dog, chicken tenders, french fries, sausage & peppers, then some rice+beans, chicken, then some pizza (derivery, papa john's with onions+pepperoni+mushrooms with the garlic sauce) and massive amounts of heineken

wtf is my play bbv... I opened a window and it is not helping

Re: WTF my farts smell so bad they are preventing me from sleeping
 

get a big fan and one of those glade plug in outlet contraptions

Re: WTF my farts smell so bad they are preventing me from sleeping
 

dutch oven yourself

Re: WTF my farts smell so bad they are preventing me from sleeping
 

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/8...ipsuisozw3.jpg

Re: WTF my farts smell so bad they are preventing me from sleeping
 

Just a wild guess:

was it something you ate?

lolololool

Re: WTF my farts smell so bad they are preventing me from sleeping
 

get some beads to use as an anal plug

Re: WTF my farts smell so bad they are preventing me from sleeping
 

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but then wont he spontaneously combust??

Re: WTF my farts smell so bad they are preventing me from sleeping
 

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but then wont he spontaneously combust??

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hmmm... ok then op needs some:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y23...ook/beano1.jpg

Re: WTF my farts smell so bad they are preventing me from sleeping
 

preventing u from sleeping?? wtf are u releasing man??

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preventing u from sleeping?? wtf are u releasing man??

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It's probably not the smell; he's just laughing too hard every time he farts.