Live dorks at 1/2 NL
 

Lots of dorks at one casino I play 1/2 NL at (100 buy in)

Here's an example.


I have KJs in MP. As usual I'm the deepest stack with about $300.

Dorkus the villain has $180 on the button.

Some other dorkus raises to 4 (minibet poker). A few callers, I call, button calls.

Pot: roughly 30 ish.

Flop: KQ7r

Checks to limp dick guy of my right who bets 5.

I raise to 40 total.

Button tries to make it 60 total. In doing so, he splashes his chips every where, and is like a dumb puppy dog trying to hump your leg.

I inform him he needs to make it at least 75. He puts in another stack (dollar chip poker).

Folds to me, and I insta push.

Pot: nearly $400

He calls instantly and tables K4o proudly. Yes, he is one proud dorkus.

I table KJs, and it doesn't really sink in, he's going "send it send it!!"

Turn is a 2

River is a 7.


And we chop.


DORKUSSSSSSS!!!!!!



AB

Re: Live dorks at 1/2 NL
 

you suck

Re: Live dorks at 1/2 NL
 

[x]dont read

Re: Live dorks at 1/2 NL
 

How the hell does someone with over 2k posts make this thread?

Re: Live dorks at 1/2 NL
 

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How the hell does someone with over 2k posts make this thread?

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He's a dorkus LDO

Re: Live dorks at 1/2 NL
 

Wow - I'm still laughing about this guy. Thought you'd find it amusing.

I see I forgot to mention that this guy was dumping chips every time he was on the button with literally nothing.

Guess you had to be there.


AB

Re: Live dorks at 1/2 NL
 

Ban imo.


jk. Where was this?

Re: Live dorks at 1/2 NL
 

send it > ship it

Re: Live dorks at 1/2 NL
 

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jk. Where was this?

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anywhere

OMG LET'S POST DUMB 1/2NL HANDS GOGOGOGO

some monkey straddles, 5 callers, so of course I bump it to 29 (just a green chip to call ldo) with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], some asian monkey calls

flop J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

he checks, I bet 50, he goes all in for like 175 effective, I'm like WTF CALL

he shows AK no club

turn [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM

WOW THAT WAS FUN MORE HANDS PLZ TY

Re: Live dorks at 1/2 NL
 

ban