***SSSH Official NC/LC Thread September***
 

Have fun! (Don't do anything stupid)

Re: ***SSSH Official NC/LC Thread September***
 

lol first!

Re: ***SSSH Official NC/LC Thread September***
 

And I thought I was being a tard. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] (Preflop.)

Full Tilt Poker $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#FF0000">UTG raises</font>, MP folds, CO folds, Button folds, SB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (4.50 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">UTG bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">UTG 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero cappies</font>, UTG calls.

Turn: (6.25 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, UTG calls.

River: (8.25 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 10.25 BB

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero shows 7c, 4c (two pair, Sevens and Fours).
UTG mucks Js, Qh.
Outcome: Hero wins 10.10 BB.
($3.00 Rake)
</font>

Re: ***SSSH Official NC/LC Thread September***
 

Nice implied odds when the guy will spew with complete air. I'm not sure how he didn't hit the 9 though. Oh wait, this isn't Stars.

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Preflop coldcall + turn cap = awesomeness.
Play bad, get there.

Full Tilt 5/10 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises</font>, CO calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls, BB calls.

Flop: (8 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB folds, MP folds, <font color="#CC3333">CO caps</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (9.50 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO caps</font>, Hero calls.

River: (20.50 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 22.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Ad Ts (three of a kind, tens).
CO has Tc Qs (full house, tens full of queens).
Outcome: CO wins 22.50 BB. </font>

Re: ***SSSH Official NC/LC Thread September***
 

Have I ever mentioned how much I [censored] HATE donkaments? That [censored] waste of time that Stars plays [censored] favorites to NL players giving us a freeroll that only succeeds in tilting the [censored] out of me each week. I mean [censored], I think I've made it to the BREAK like ONCE for all the times I've played it. Shouldn't a total [censored] donkey just pushing random buttons do better than that at least ONCE? [censored]

Re: ***SSSH Official NC/LC Thread September***
 

lol donkaments.

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lol freeroll donkaments

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you know what really grinds my gears about donkaments? Is that people who dont play poker think they are like the ultimate test of skill..

When I tell people I play poker for a living; they are like
"SO are you going to go to the world series?"

Im like "No, I play limit cash games for a living not tournaments"

they proceed to look at me like im a hack give me a blank stare.... I would love to enter one big tourney and win, then never play again just to impress women.

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15500 [censored] HOURS CHASING THE AP BBJ!?!1!?

and then this [censored] happens as soon as I get off the BBJ tables

*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to HERO [6c 4c]
BABY_STEWIE - Folds
HERO - Raises $6 to $6
RIVERPIECE - Folds
BIGSWISSDOG - Calls $3
*** FLOP *** [7c 5c 8s]
BIGSWISSDOG - Bets $3
HERO - Calls $3
*** TURN *** [7c 5c 8s] [8h]
BIGSWISSDOG - Checks
HERO - Bets $6
BIGSWISSDOG - Raises $12 to $12
HERO - Raises $12 to $18
BIGSWISSDOG - Raises $12 to $24
HERO - Calls $6
*** RIVER *** [7c 5c 8s 8h] [8c]
BIGSWISSDOG - Bets $6
HERO - Raises $12 to $12
BIGSWISSDOG - Raises $12 to $18
HERO - Raises $12 to $24
BIGSWISSDOG - Calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HERO - Shows [6c 4c] (Straight flush, eight)
BIGSWISSDOG - Shows [8d 10c] (Four of a kind, eights)


I'm on life tilt. Now Wheres the rope I measured for my noose last time I played 10-20?