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EWS87 11-06-2007 05:33 PM

need bbv help to settle a prop bet...
 
please be honest

artard 11-06-2007 05:41 PM

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why do you need the word 'hooker' in there? if you pay someone for sex they can't not be a hooker afterwards.

EWS87 11-06-2007 05:43 PM

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thats true but thats how he wanted it worded...i wish i could go into the details a little more but it could make people vote differently...it only needs to get to 100 votes so that shouldnt take long

Mrage 11-06-2007 05:43 PM

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why do you need the word 'hooker' in there? if you pay someone for sex they can't not be a hooker afterwards.

[/ QUOTE ]This man speaks great truths

c4mg 11-06-2007 05:44 PM

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It really depends on what your mother lists as her occupation. My answer hinges on your reply.

jasonfish11 11-06-2007 05:44 PM

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Im going to say this one time. ALL women are whores. ALL men pay for sex. If you take a girl to dinner and a movie and get laid after you PAID for dinner and a movie. It is very rare that you will get sex with out paying for it. Only happened to me with one girl (probably the reason I ended up liking her so much).

the machine 11-06-2007 05:44 PM

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imo they are all hookers or sloooots. they either give it up no questions asked, sloooot, or you have to take them out and buy them things and pay money for stuff to get the punan, hooker. doesnt matter wether you give them striaght up cash or things of value. what a fun world we live in

EWS87 11-06-2007 05:47 PM

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also this can be moved to BBV4L but it will become poker related once it hits 100 votes and i can give story

HatesLosing 11-06-2007 05:47 PM

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why do you need the word 'hooker' in there? if you pay someone for sex they can't not be a hooker afterwards.

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Well, he just wanted to be clear because pretty much every girl out there is sucking her man's wallet dry in exchange for sex. Do you honestly think I'd continue to pay for 80% of the bills if my girl wasn't "giving it up", so to speak? That is the plight of most men, even those that are married. Most all women are exchanging sex for some form of monatary benefits. When was the last time you saw a hobo who gets lots of good ass?!? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Astyanax 11-06-2007 05:48 PM

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just bj

kiddcheckers 11-06-2007 05:51 PM

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Wow. Stop thinking like that. I don't even buy a drink for a girl if I don't know her and do very well for myself. Definitely have had a huge share of nights where I spent nothing and ended up closing.

Maybe stop w/ the all women are goldiggers attitude and you might start having some fun w/ them.

T-God 11-06-2007 05:56 PM

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why do you need the word 'hooker' in there? if you pay someone for sex they can't not be a hooker afterwards.

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Ya but you can pay hookers for other things, like reception work.

prodonkey 11-06-2007 06:00 PM

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I thought that's what we paid illegal immigrants for.

eurythmech 11-06-2007 06:05 PM

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Im going to say this one time. ALL women are whores. ALL men pay for sex. If you take a girl to dinner and a movie and get laid after you PAID for dinner and a movie. It is very rare that you will get sex with out paying for it. Only happened to me with one girl (probably the reason I ended up liking her so much).

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You suck at life.

SDOM_FGAID 11-06-2007 06:08 PM

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does it count if ur in a foreign country?

EWS87 11-06-2007 06:10 PM

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does it count if ur in a foreign country?

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yes

amirite 11-06-2007 06:13 PM

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Im going to say this one time. ALL women are whores. ALL men pay for sex. If you take a girl to dinner and a movie and get laid after you PAID for dinner and a movie. It is very rare that you will get sex with out paying for it. Only happened to me with one girl (probably the reason I ended up liking her so much).

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Hahaha who let Tom Leykis get a 2+2 account?

sputum 11-06-2007 06:18 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Im going to say this one time. ALL women are whores. ALL men pay for sex. If you take a girl to dinner and a movie and get laid after you PAID for dinner and a movie. It is very rare that you will get sex with out paying for it. Only happened to me with one girl (probably the reason I ended up liking her so much).

[/ QUOTE ]

Hahaha who let Tom Leykis get a 2+2 account?

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He was only going to say it once but people keep quoting it [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Just because it's not true generally doesn't mean it's not true for him specifically what with self-fulfilling prophecies and all. But how to explain the one time he got it for free [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

sputum 11-06-2007 06:22 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
why do you need the word 'hooker' in there? if you pay someone for sex they can't not be a hooker afterwards.

[/ QUOTE ]

Well, he just wanted to be clear because pretty much every girl out there is sucking her man's wallet dry in exchange for sex. Do you honestly think I'd continue to pay for 80% of the bills if my girl wasn't "giving it up", so to speak? That is the plight of most men, even those that are married. Most all women are exchanging sex for some form of monatary benefits. When was the last time you saw a hobo who gets lots of good ass?!? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Hahaha it's a disease [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

HatesLosing 11-06-2007 06:25 PM

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Wow. Stop thinking like that. I don't even buy a drink for a girl if I don't know her and do very well for myself. Definitely have had a huge share of nights where I spent nothing and ended up closing.

Maybe stop w/ the all women are goldiggers attitude and you might start having some fun w/ them.

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Oh, you're talking about just getting laid. That's EASY to do without putting out any cash, but if you want a "lasting relationship", all girls will take a guy with $$ over one that's busto, even if the busto one is "hot" (he's the one they just sleep with while they're "dating"). Meanwhile, all other things being equal, guys will take a chick who's a 9 or a 10 that's busto any day over a 5 who can afford to pay half the bills.

Sometimes if they have TERRIBLE self esteem you can get them into lasting relationships with lots of ass kissing about how pretty they are and by making them feel super sexy... c'mon dude, what'd ya expect? it's BBV... BOO-YAH! Bring on the childish yet hilarious responses!!

EWS87 11-06-2007 06:27 PM

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ok well i gotta leave and dont wanna go without the story so i just let him settle


story started out last night...i chop a live donkament at a local club for 3400...after that me and a few friends hit up some bars (even tho im 20 with no fake ID)...anyway i end up getting kicked out of the third bar for having no ID and cursing out the bartender

my [censored] friends didnt wanna leave this one so as im being escorted out i offer $100 to the bouncer (which was pretty stupid because that wouldnt have accomplished anything with the bartender but i was pretty wasted at this point)

so now to the hooker...i guess she saw me pull out the money to offer the bouncer 100 so she followed me outside

the next part is a little cloudy but the gist of it is i end up having my first experience with a hooker...i remember her as an 9 but im told she was more of a 6 but ive done worse

now for the bet...today ive felt pretty bad about the whole nigiht (including some drunk driving) so i was kinda whining to my friend what an idiot i am...he starts mocking me saying stop bitching everyone gets with a hooker once at least once...so i tell him no [censored] way and it led to this bet...i had under 79.5 including me having to vote yes in the poll...woulda been $1000 but i didnt wanna take his money when i knew for sure i was right so ship the $800...what should have been a good 36 hours kinda makes me feel like society would be better off without me

EWS87 11-06-2007 06:30 PM

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sputum 11-06-2007 06:37 PM

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get your [censored]witted friend to set up some more bets and make mad $$$$ obv
LOL at 79


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