Brag: I am creating a fantasy food draft
 

So,
My roomate does not know how to eat properly(his 5 year old sister eats better than he does imo)

ex: today i found jelly from his peanut butter and jelly sandwich on his eyebrow.(it had been there for a couple of hours)

a couple of friends and myself are creating a draft where we pick certain foods(chicken wings and spaghetti are the frontrunners for the number one pick) but we dont know exactly how to organize it.

I was thinking we all have one major food, one condiment, and one dessert.

points are scored based on the mess and location of the mess(1 pt for around mouth 5 for on forehead etc.)

we want to get this set up for next semester but do we just do it on a weekly basis and if he eats spaghetti 3 times a week spaghetti wins or do we wait until he has one of each food and then take the best score?

i need your help bbv. I would donate 25 dollars to whoever could help but i only have money on bodog and they dont do transfers.

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get dids in on it

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get dids in on it

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but then my roomate has nothing to eat

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[x] awesome idea
[x] sarcasm intended

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So,

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stopped reading here

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at least you read that far and managed to reply to the one word you read!

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i like this a lot, unfortunately i dont have any slobby friends or roommates.

also i think ice cream should go pretty high on the list, if he eats it often


also there should be sidebetting on how long it lasts before he catches on to what you're doing