ever had secks with a dolphin?
 

lol dolphinsexaments

Q5) Is their any way I can invite a dolphin to be masturbated?

A5) Well, yes. If they are hanging around, but not looking particularly excited, but you are, you can invite them with this way...

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Do you think dolphin-[censored] ever wake up one day and think to themselves, "Jesus Christ, I [censored] DOLPHINS. Where did my life go wrong?"

Voted for kangaroos and curry paste ldo.

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*sex

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No, but I know a girl who had sex with one of the Gators. There is a gay guy I know who claims to have had sex with two of the Dolphins.

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[X] thread needs a dolphin gimmick account

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lol qft

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Q: What is the difference between a dolphin and filthy whore?
A: It is understandable for a dolphin to smell and taste like fish.


Q: What is the difference between [censored] a dolphin and [censored] a fat chick?
A: A dolphin will not stain your sheets with Cheetos powder.

Q: Who many dolphins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six. One to screw in the light bulb and five to run a train on your whore of a mother.

Q: What is a dolphin's favorite sexual position?
A: Doggystyle because it's the best!

Q: What did the dolphin say to Pam Anderson?
A: Nothing he just came on her chest and left. What you thought he was there to talk?

Q: What is the difference between a dolphin and a porpoise?
A: Dolphins spit while porpoises swallow.

Q: When a dolphin walks into a bar what does he say?
A: Where da white bitches at?

Q: What is the difference between a female dolphin and a retarded girl?
A: I have never had sex with a female dolphin.

Q: What is the difference between [censored] a dolphin and [censored] an Italian?
A: You would get less slimy [censored] a dolphin.

Q: What did the dolphin say to the virgin?
A: Alright we don't have to, but how bout you roll over and let me put it in your ass.

Q: Why do dolphins say eeek eeek eeek?
A: Because if they said that all Mexicans are lazy they would be racist.

Q: Who many times a day do dolphins [censored]?
A: How the [censored] should I know, perv!

Q: How do you stop a dolphin from having a baby?
A: A wire hanger.

http://www.chrudat.com/dolphin.jpg

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To the people who have had sex with a dolphin, do you stay and cuddle afterwards or do you hit and run?

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Hot or not?

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/6...picturepw4.jpg

I think her dorsal fin is shaped kinda funny, so I'd give her a 6.

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Q: What is the difference between a female dolphin and a retarded girl?
A: I have never had sex with a female dolphin.

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best one imo