who knows some depraved sex acts?
 

A friend and I are trying to make an animated short for HUMP! 3, an amateur porn festival that occurs in Seattle (www.thestranger.com/hump). We have a frame of an idea, but we need to flesh it out with some severely depraved sex acts. I'm talking truly bizarre stuff that is rumored on the internet but may never have actually been done by humans. If you have something so aweful that you think describing it would get you some sort of ban here, just make sure its on urban dictionary so I and others can look it up.

There are a few limitations. HUMP! does not allow children, animals or poop. I don't know if these rules apply to animations or not, so I'd be interested in getting some idea that do not involve those three things as well as some that do. An example of such an act would be the mahagony canoe

Thanks

Re: who knows some depraved sex acts?
 

Paging LionelHutzzzzzzzzz!!!!!

Re: who knows some depraved sex acts?
 

Hairy Buffalo. Mashing a chick's kidsh*tter from behind, spit on her back, when she turns around, unleash in her face, rip out some pubes and slap them on her face where you just skeeted

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Pixie-Poppin FTW.


Unsure if it is on Urban Dictionary, but look HERE

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Spiderman - Similar to HB from behind just b4 u cum pull out spit on her back, cum in ur hand when she turns around yell "GO SPIDEYWEB GO" and thrust your hand forward in the direction of her face.

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Hairy Buffalo. Mashing a chick's kidsh*tter from behind, spit on her back, when she turns around, unleash in her face, rip out some pubes and slap them on her face where you just skeeted

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Hahahah I've heard of that but called a monkey-face. Much better name I think!

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Was guna say Cleveland steamer but I think most people know what that is anyway. Sickos.

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Excalibur - Doggy style pull out jam it in her ass and knocker her out. It's like trying to pull the sword from the stone.

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Space probe - Get your bitch to crap into a rubber. Stick it in the freezer for a few days, then take it out and use it as a dildo on her.

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Alaskan Pipeline - Take a poop, freeze the log, then have the girl use it as a dildo. Condom is optional if you want to be sanitary, but, c'mon you're f'ing yourself with [censored].