Halloween Trip Report
 

SO last night I went down to Blacksburg VA with some friends who used to go to Virginia Tech. We started by renting out Top Of The Stairs, this decent bar/bbq joint. Ate a lot of Pulled Pork sandwiches and then took to the streets.

We ended up at this place called Attitudes, a real terrible student bar with slutty coeds all making out with each other. As I danced with a couple of them, I noticed that this one couple looked really mismatched. The guy was all drunk and mooning over the chick, who was like an 8, and she looked bored and ready to fly the coop. So I swooped in like a proud Bald Eagle to catch the mouse in my DEADLY CLAWS.
"Hey baby, I have no interest in your feelings, in fact, I'd prefer it if you were an android, imo."
"Teehee I love your Joey Ramone costume."
The dude immediately disapeared and me and this chick went back to her dorm room where I violated her on the bed, the floor, the desk, in the closet, and on top of a bunch of old photos from High School.

Brag: Sexed a college hottie
Beat: She gave me crabs.
V: Some guy with a mustache followed me back to dc, he's outside my office building right now, what do I do bbv?

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first

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Second.

Sorry about the crabs though. You sure it's a good idea to hit all those random chicks raw?

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is there really a guy there or is that one of ur jokes

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Not anymore wtf he was there a second ag______(((######*******AAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXX@@@ @@Dsafhkhkhkhk

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WATCH OUT HES BEHIND YOU!

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Nah, he's gone I think.

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ugh, attitudes is good for one thing. wait, no it's good for nothing.

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OMG HE'S HERE HELP

http://filebox.vt.edu/users/mcstalcu/moustaches.gif ----HAHA WE GET U IMO

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what kind of 8 doesnt keep her junk shaved