Beat: actually can\'t move (paging Dr. BBV)
 

So I'm chilling in front the computer browsing the internets, and my cat strolls into my room, I turn my head a touch to the left to say hello (just a very small movement) and suddenly out of nowhere OOPS POW SURPRISE OH MY GOD SUCH UNBELIEVABLE PAIN. My whole back is very painful, but it's mostly concentrated just under and around my left shoulder blade. I can move my right arm around okay-ish, but if I try and move my left arm above the elbow it causes really severe pain all up and down my back, up to the base of my neck. I can move my head forward and back just a little bit, but turning it to either side is extremely painful. Trying to shift my weight forward in my chair, or move my upper body at all, is like having a knife stuck in my back.

So, I've been sat in my chair in front of my computer for like the last 15 minutes, the pain hasn't subsided any, and I'm basically incapacitated - there's no way in hell I can possibly get up, and I only have the use of one arm. I understand the usual 2+2 response to this stuff is 'lol go see your doctor idiot', but I can't even get out of my chair to do that. There's a mobile phone within my reach, so I could call the emergency services and get taken to hospital. Do I need to? I would feel really, really dumb if I call an ambulance and it turns out that I've just trapped a nerve or something.

FWIW, I'm in reasonable (but not good) physical shape, and have no history of back trouble (and as much as I understand it, back problems usually occur in the lower back area, right?). I've never injured the shoulder before or anything, either.

Re: Beat: actually can\'t move (paging Dr. BBV)
 

sounds like a pinched nerve.

call a chiropractor.

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I am not a Doctor, but this sounds like a rhomboid muscle strain. I had this happen to me a few years ago and it was not fun. Was in good shape when it happened too.

http://www.med.umich.edu/1libr/sma/sma_rhomboid_sma.htm

I got prescriptions for muscle relaxers and potent pain killers. Was back to normal in about a week. Good luck sir.

Re: Beat: actually can\'t move (paging Dr. BBV)
 

u might want to call the ER if it does not improve soon

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OP,

webMD ftw.

Re: Beat: actually can\'t move (paging Dr. BBV)
 

Dude dont fukk around with this, get to the doctor ASAP, even if you have to call an ambulance.

Re: Beat: actually can\'t move (paging Dr. BBV)
 

walk it off

Re: Beat: actually can\'t move (paging Dr. BBV)
 

Ugh, I'm conflicted about what to do now. 20 minutes on I feel like I've got a bit of mobility back in my arms and upper body, so I think I'm gonna give it another little while. If I can move around after that, I'll just try and see someone about it tomorrow. If I'm still immobile, I'm going to err on the side of caution and call out a doctor or something.

Enrico,

Thanks for the link. That seems pretty plausible, especially this part:

[ QUOTE ]
How does it occur?

It can also occur from activities such as:

* rowing
* carrying a heavy backpack, especially over one shoulder
* poor posture, especially from prolonged use of a computer.

[/ QUOTE ]

Thanks all for the advice.

Re: Beat: actually can\'t move (paging Dr. BBV)
 

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