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Gregatron 07-04-2006 11:45 PM

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Another bump because it deserves it.

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Awesome. The OP definately has vote for first ballot the troll hall of fame.

Morbo 07-05-2006 12:09 AM

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So how do I get my 3" dick enhancement?

Jimmy The Fish 07-05-2006 07:05 AM

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So how do I get my 3" dick enhancement?

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Apparently, you're supposed to send a box of Hitler Oats to Father Colonial Writhe? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Shrug 07-05-2006 01:21 PM

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I know Myrtle, and she is still very concerned as to the whereabouts of her carborundum. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

jah7_fsu1 07-05-2006 09:42 PM

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This should be a sticky

ImsaKidd 07-05-2006 10:54 PM

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So how do I get my 3" dick enhancement?

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You have to be antisemetic.

Scott_Baio 07-06-2006 01:27 AM

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The original title of this book was 'Jimmy James, Capitalist Lion Tamer' but I see now that it's... 'Jimmy James, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler'... you know what it is... I had the book translated in to Japanese then back in again into English. Macho Business Donkey Wrestler... well there you go... it's got kind of a ring to it don't it? Anyway, I wanted to read from chapter three... which is the story of my first rise to financial prominence... I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street... many days no business come to my hut... my hut... but Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no. I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo... dung. ...Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat the donkey

kyleb 07-06-2006 05:23 AM

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OMG thanks Kyle, this is awesome.

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Thank you, thank you. I felt it was worth bumping again.

SkandarAkbar 07-06-2006 06:23 AM

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Is there a satellite downstairs I can do to qualify for the upstairs mythology contest?

kyleb 07-08-2006 06:16 AM

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Is there a satellite downstairs I can do to qualify for the upstairs mythology contest?

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I would imagine so, yes. I hope you aren't jewish.

KSOT 08-03-2006 10:29 AM

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Not MARCH anymore, but the code is still valid.

emon87 08-03-2006 03:34 PM

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Not MARCH anymore, but the code is still valid.

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Where do I enter the code?? PLZ HELP ASAP [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

jman220 10-17-2006 06:10 PM

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carriage honda pliers

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Anyone know where I can get a pair of these? My car broke down [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

kyleb 10-17-2006 08:30 PM

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AWESOME

Thank you for bumping this thread, it is my absolute favorite one EVER

Ainex 10-17-2006 08:50 PM

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I got all excited without thinking that 'wait a sec...this is Oct'

Been a long time since I've seen this thread and yet I still remember it as if it was yesterday.

LongTimeLurker72 10-17-2006 09:16 PM

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Is there any way we can rename this famous thread, so that when it gets mentioned or bumped in the future, people don't click on it thinking OMG OMG Stars finally came out with another bonus YES YES YES!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

kyleb 10-17-2006 09:20 PM

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That was the original intent of the thread

Jeff_B 10-17-2006 11:11 PM

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seriously guys..

rando 10-18-2006 12:02 AM

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SHY TO [censored] WITH UR SHORT GUN? L0NGER 3" INSTANTLY antisemitic

oatmeal automate father colonial writhe.
cyclic deviant winery lithograph scapular. expedition finance physik?
wash implore carborundum myrtle. kinesthesis mug back. too return lunchtime?
lefty quartermaster paint carriage honda pliers? swirly stout tragic upstair mythology contest. bedbug cottonwood churchyard helicopter analeptic,
agreeable stillwater stereoscopy. osgood appropriate biconnected clarendon aries

winifred,

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This looks like the mad ravings of a spam email artist turned serial killer just before he goes out for a fresh murderous killing spree. Writing too much of that random text to sneak by those spam filters will do that to a person.

DrewOnTilt 10-18-2006 12:03 AM

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Is there any way we can rename this famous thread, so that when it gets mentioned or bumped in the future, people don't click on it thinking OMG OMG Stars finally came out with another bonus YES YES YES!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Hmm -

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Poker Stars reload MARCH

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What month is it now? August? September? November? Gotta be something like that.

And this is, no doubt, the best thread ever posted on 2+2.

NSchandler 10-18-2006 12:04 AM

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This is one of my favorite threads, and it's at least in part due to the KingMedicine's first response being "you do make some good points."

DocMartin 10-18-2006 04:22 PM

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I'm just sad that I never got to see Winifred's other post.

Jeff_B 10-18-2006 04:24 PM

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blah this thread. I dont get it.

KingMedicine 10-18-2006 05:05 PM

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This is one of my favorite threads, and it's at least in part due to the KingMedicine's first response being "you do make some good points."

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haha, i forgot about this gem of a thread. it just keeps giving.

Mark Collins 10-24-2006 03:41 PM

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I found this thread after using the search function. At first, I thought this post would contain some information on how to restore the cottonwood churchyard helicopter that my grandfather left me in his will. I am unsatisfied.

kyleb 11-07-2006 03:20 AM

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bump bump

J_B 11-07-2006 05:10 PM

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The churchyard helicopter doesn't seem to be in the FPP store and I didn't get one when depositing. I'll have to email support.

HSB 11-07-2006 05:33 PM

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I found this thread after using the search function. At first, I thought this post would contain some information on how to restore the cottonwood churchyard helicopter that my grandfather left me in his will. I am unsatisfied.

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Flush, then reboot the flux capacitor.

LongTimeLurker72 11-21-2006 04:21 PM

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Read the post again carefully. Are you sure the churchyard helicopter bonus isn't for antisemites only?

What I want to know is how to get that male enhancement bonus! THREE more inches, baby!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Necromancer 11-21-2006 04:51 PM

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can I stack this? whats the playthrough?

Lessu 11-21-2006 07:14 PM

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yes you could stack this last march, didn't you read OP?

jman220 11-30-2006 10:51 PM

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Anyone know when in March this bonus goes live?

NSchandler 12-01-2006 01:17 AM

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Anyone know when in March this bonus goes live?

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Didn't you read the OP?

Rotating Rabbit 12-02-2006 07:37 AM

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SHY TO [censored] WITH UR SHORT GUN? L0NGER 3" INSTANTLY antisemitic

oatmeal automate father colonial writhe.
cyclic deviant winery lithograph scapular. expedition finance physik?
wash implore carborundum myrtle. kinesthesis mug back. too return lunchtime?
lefty quartermaster paint carriage honda pliers? swirly stout tragic upstair mythology contest. bedbug cottonwood churchyard helicopter analeptic,
agreeable stillwater stereoscopy. osgood appropriate biconnected clarendon aries

winifred,

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could this be some sort of code? I tried the first letter of each word that didnt go anywhere

Tom Ames 12-02-2006 07:11 PM

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could this be some sort of code? I tried the first letter of each word that didnt go anywhere

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Of course it is! You gave up way too soon. Keep searching for the key. Riches await you!

jman220 01-19-2007 08:35 PM

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Only 1.5 months till this bonus goes live folks!

kyleb 01-19-2007 08:59 PM

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thank god you bumped it

i love this thread

Nonfiction 01-20-2007 06:55 PM

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10/10 would read again

kindling 01-21-2007 09:57 PM

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Why do I LOL everytime I see this?

lwrunner103 01-22-2007 10:53 AM

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So frustrating.


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