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Quicksdraw 10-09-2007 10:41 PM

Ruined Own Sex life
 
Fun story short.
Single for too long, resorted to jerkin it.
Been doing this for years and got good at getting the job done quickly so that I didn't get caught (and who really takes their time doing that anyways?)

So short story short.
Hook up with a chick.
Apparently my wiener doesn't know the difference between a hand and a vag.
I bow out quickly.

Next time, same thing.
Next time, same thing.

Am I now doomed to disappoint women for the rest of my life?
Is there a cure?

edfurlong 10-09-2007 10:43 PM

Re: Ruined Own Sex life
 
Rub some poop on your lip.

nutshot2 10-09-2007 10:43 PM

Re: Ruined Own Sex life
 
GUESS THE GIMMICK TIMEEEE

onoble 10-09-2007 10:43 PM

Re: Ruined Own Sex life
 
Dids?

Conspire 10-09-2007 10:44 PM

Re: Ruined Own Sex life
 
Its not EricW

drexah 10-09-2007 10:45 PM

Re: Ruined Own Sex life
 
he has a valid question

onoble 10-09-2007 10:45 PM

Re: Ruined Own Sex life
 
ok its Drexah then.

iron81 10-09-2007 10:47 PM

Re: Ruined Own Sex life
 
Surprisingly, its not nos1nos2.

Mother Mucker 10-09-2007 10:47 PM

Re: Ruined Own Sex life
 
Take your time making love to yourself?

The Man Mulcahey 10-09-2007 10:47 PM

Re: Ruined Own Sex life
 
bengay.


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