Two Plus Two Newer Archives - xpert PUAs, your thoughts? ([x] emma watson w/ ass [?] BJ w/ vomit)

yo what it do bbv4l, i actually went out in the real world today and had some interactions with some real life people!!!! you all should be proud of me!!!

first off, i was sitting in a left turn lane today when i noticed the car in front of me, which was driven by an average looking mid 20's chick, had a custom license plate which read:

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m...ndiv/hai2u.png
<font color="white">actually it read "hi 2 u" but i didn't want the tards to say "wtf does 'hi 2 u' mean????"</font>

I couldn't believe it! Either this chick was the coolest chick in the world or the most clueless chick in the world! I thought about following her to wherever she was going, but I figured that was too stalkerish, and I wasn't really feeling getting my dick puked on.

anywho, afterwards, I was at TJ Maxx buying a dozen underarmour t-shirts (the loose kind but still with all the "technology") so I could finally retire the rest of my plain cotton white t shirts. (these things are amazing, I have no clue why anyone would ever want to wear a cotton t-shirt again)

as i was standing in line, i noticed this cute girl behind me. she looked a lot like i'd figure emma watson will look like once she grows up a little bit (it will happen in the near future (much to the dismay of half of bbv4l)) similar cute face and the exact same color of hair. i'm a total sucker for girls with that kind of hair, and i don't even know what the proper way of describing it is.

so, i don't have much time to scope her out in line before i'm called to the next available register. in the time i did have i made some eye contact with my dreamy eyes and managed to scope out her selections. she had a couple hoodies and a pair of black lace/see through booty shorts. i'm also a sucker for booty shorts.

so as i'm proceeding with my transaction, she gets called to the register two to my right. i look down towards her way and see the absolutely most breathtaking hiney i have ever seen with my own two eyes. it was perfect. not too big, not too round, jusssssst right. if it wasn't a booty, i'd probably stick my tongue in it.

now i usually let girls know i want to sex them up about as well as goofyballer does, but seeing that ass made something click in me. i knew if i was ever going to see that chick in those booty shorts she just bought, i was going to have to talk to her. so, as she walked past me and out the door, i finished my transaction and followed her out.

it went something like this:

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m...parkinglot.png

basically i got rejected hardcore, which is ok, i guess (it didn't kill me!)

so, any suggestions to better my meeting random chick i've never seen before in my life in normal, non alcohol lubricated, daily situations? i know the obv answer was to follow the hai2u chick, and get my dick thrown up on, but i doubt i'll see that again.