farting at work
 

so i have wretched gas today at work, and it stinks the whole joint up, i mean i sit kinda far frrom the next closest person but still... this is ridiculous at this point, what's my play if someone confronts me about the nose hairs falling out of their nose or the paint peeling off the walls? denial? "he who smealt it dealt it" rhyme contest? fart again?

halp!

Re: farting at work
 

Keep farting - they'll think you pooped your pants and send you home early

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denial is your friend!

Re: farting at work
 

Are they beer farts?

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shove a pickle in your ass to block it.

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Are they beer farts?

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no, but trust me they're VILE

Re: farting at work
 

haven't u made this thread before? It wasn't any better the 1st time

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i ripped one earlier today.

i tried acting like it was my chair by making similar noises with my chair.... i think they fell for it

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usually i juust saaynnghh<font color="#7a6131">UGHHHHHHHhhh</font>

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i ripped one earlier today.

i tried acting like it was my chair by making similar noises with my chair.... i think they fell for it

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lol i'll keep this strategy in mind