What language is this?
 

Got 2 texts from a girl

"hey i want money its a monthly run 30.00 each 118.00 jordan miss u a lot"

2nd text

"I lost my voice last month I get bored maybe u can suport my auditions and warnings peer jordan my homes better ikea too. Jordan [my name] Tara [her name] single still china town?"

Is she asking me to pay her for sex? That'd be pretty weird considering I passed last time when it was free.
All the typos are hers

Re: What language is this?
 

pretty sure that's portuguese

Re: What language is this?
 

A girl that stupid has to be a good piece of ass.

Pix?

Re: What language is this?
 

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A girl that stupid has to be a good piece of ass.

Pix?

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QFP

Re: What language is this?
 

Rough translation of text 1: SIIMP

Rough translation of text 2: WTF, didn't you see my last message? SIIMP now!

Re: What language is this?
 

it's Thai fo sure

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some sort of asian?

Re: What language is this?
 

Retardednese

Re: What language is this?
 

crazy talk

Re: What language is this?
 

my fav:

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peer jordan my homes better ikea too

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