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Jason Strasser (strassa2) 09-01-2007 07:25 PM

The Ocho and Strasser lose some money
 
WSOP time. The Ocho and I leave Pure at Caesars with two girls who had flown in for the weekend. The Ocho has had a pretty tough month in the pit and is down to his case 3k. He's a pretty superstitious guy- especially when it comes down to red/black roulette coinflip-type bets. He hates to look at the wheel, never bets against anybody we know, etc. After much gin-fueled deliberation and planning, The Ocho and I slap down 2k each on black. Just before the dealer waves no more bets, Dani decides to stick a huge black voodoo thunder-[censored] up our collective ass and bet 30 dollars on red. WTF.

No, Dani, No!

The Ocho then proceeded to drop his last 1k at the Rhino and spent the remainder of night ever-so-gently spooning Dani whilst not receiving even so much as a sympathy handjob.

ipp147 09-01-2007 07:30 PM

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awesome.

"for the love of christ"

toss 09-01-2007 07:31 PM

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That video tilted me hard. She might as well bet $5 on Don't Come when you got the dice in your hands and $5k on the line.

Double Ice 09-01-2007 07:34 PM

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That video tilted me hard. She might as well bet $5 on Don't Come when you got the dice in your hands and $5k on the line.

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btw just as an aside, only 2k? even i have bet 2k on colors before and i have less than 1% of your net worth, strass. and how does ocho only have 3k anyway?

Jason Strasser (strassa2) 09-01-2007 07:38 PM

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he probably has more than 3k, but who knows.


I wasnt posting this to brag about betting 2k, its just a funny video.

Also if you have less than 1% of my net worth you should not be betting 2k on anything.

rothko 09-01-2007 07:41 PM

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Apathy 09-01-2007 07:45 PM

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lol, betting 2/3rds of your case money when its not even a lock falling asleep at the wheel situation and some girl is willing to jinx the [censored] out of you??

you guys are such hacks its ridiculous. Its a miracle either of you have money at all.

The only saving grace is that you were smart enough to save the last 1k for the Rhino.

HiBaCHi 09-01-2007 07:49 PM

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slot machines tilted me

GambleAB 09-01-2007 07:56 PM

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I get kicked out when I take my cell phone out to look at the time at a blackjack table, yet somehow you guys are able to shoot a minute long video. Thats running well.

The Ocho 09-01-2007 07:59 PM

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lol, betting 2/3rds of your case money when its not even a lock falling asleep at the wheel situation and some girl is willing to jinx the [censored] out of you??

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dude, that treacherous wench caught us completely by surprise.

and i dont subscribe to the falling asleep at the wheel theorum. my one ironclad pit maxim is that when foxwoodsfiend introduces a never-fail pit strategy to you (as he did FAATW to me) you should board a rocket sled and send it screaming for the [censored] hills.


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The only saving grace is that you were smart enough to save the last 1k for the Rhino.

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