penis in the back of my freezer, whats the play? For Real. nsfw
 

I am having trouble typing, im really freaked out and have a good idea what if feels like to experience shock. Long story short, I wen to make myself dinner, rumaging in the freezer i cam acros what I thought was polish sausege in the very back. I got it out and it became clear this was not polish sausage, the more I looked at it and tried to figure out what the hell this thing was and where it came from I had this growing sensation of dread. It looks exactly like a human penis. Maybe not human, but definatly a penis, and I have no idea where it came from.

I don't know if the pictures capture it exactly but it is anamonically correct, this is definaly flesh. It has teh big vein that runs on the underside of the penis, the cross section of what looks like it should be the ball sac looks right. There is a destinct mushroom shaped head complete with a pee hole.

I am a rational person, this is the most disturbing thing to happen to me. I am 100% convinced its a penis. Now the question is, how did it get there. Only I and my GF live in this apartment. I dont know what it is.... so she must. Everyone says about murdering psycos that they always seem like the nicest people and would never had guessed. Now I dont think she did it, but she must know what it is. I am seriously scared, i have my door locked. I can wake her up (with my shoes on, my knive in my pocket and my cell phone on the line with a friend in my pocket) or I can call the cops and just say [censored] it. Or is there an option three?? I act in 15 minutes because i need to get my nerves together and figure out what to do. Just needed time to get my thouhts together and formulate a plan. Thought I would share with oot. If I dont die to some satanic cult that is upset with that i found their secret storage place for body parts, ill post what i hope will be a hilarious and totally rational ending to this trip report.

here are the pics, ill post them in link form so that after the first one you dont want to look any more you dont have too.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f1...s/IMG_1506.jpg

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f1...s/IMG_1508.jpg

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f1...s/IMG_1507.jpg

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f1...s/IMG_1506.jpg

Re: penis in the back of my freezer, whats the play? For Real. nsfw
 

Looks like a turkey neck sport.

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Looks like a turkey neck sport.

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My thoughts exactly.

You have checked your pants right?

Re: penis in the back of my freezer, whats the play? For Real. nsfw
 

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Looks like a turkey neck sport.

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Lol, I think that solves it. I talked to Reprocess on the phone, he sounded pretty freaked out though.

Re: penis in the back of my freezer, whats the play? For Real. nsfw
 

Here's a non-frozen turkey neck:

http://foment.net/archives/turkeyneck.jpg

This is pretty funny btw.

Re: penis in the back of my freezer, whats the play? For Real. nsfw
 

These guys are nuts, it's clearly a [censored] penis.

Call the [censored] cops now man and get them over there ASAP!

Re: penis in the back of my freezer, whats the play? For Real. nsfw
 

WOW

I just googled pictures of turkey neck and it looks exactly what this is. My parents came down over thanksgiving and my gf and her made a turkey so that makes complete sense.

You guys have no idea, i was seriously freaking out, i called goblin mason and told him the story so he can substantiate the fact that my thoughts were exactly what what was in the OP (his idea to post in oot to see if any one had any ideas).

I feel like a complete idiot, but i dont care. I have the most rediculus sense of relief. The problem with the whole thing was that If i had two options i wouldnt have been so worried, its either a severed penis, or its X. I couldnt think of an alternative for the life of me, so the more i thought about it the more worried i got. Dear god im stupid. But you got to admit, it looks like a penis, at least a part of something that definatly shouldnt be in my freezer when im trying to look for a pot pie.

Re: penis in the back of my freezer, whats the play? For Real. nsfw
 

I was looking for more turkey neck pics and found this:

http://www.cramps.de/wrestling/round-4.htm

(El Diablo Sighting)

btw mine doesn't look like that

Re: penis in the back of my freezer, whats the play? For Real. nsfw
 

Wow, did you see the face and nose in the first link? Creepy.

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This is a great thread