who\'s the coolest mother [censored] in 4Life?
 

okay, recount the most cool thing you ever did. 1 entry only

Mine:


Out with a girl, drunk. We pass one of those machines that sell toys and stuff in plastic bubbles, and she sees a ring she wants. She demands that ring. I make a fist, blow on it, and hit it like the Fonz hitting a jukebox. Out pops a bubble, holding the ring she wanted, I give it to her with a smile, and we go on our way without mentioning it again.

Re: who\'s the coolest mother [censored] in 4Life?
 

hjggfccfcffffffffffffffffffffffff

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pics or didnt happen!

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Dunno if this is cool or stupid, but it's funny either way.

Was getting set to booze with some friends. While waiting for my stoner friend to remember his ATM PIN, I buy a $5 lotto ticket, win $50. I decide booze is on me. We get a handle of Captain Morgan and start banging out shots between 4 of us.

So a little later on some kid shows up with Bacardi 151. We're all pretty drunk, 3/4 of the Cpt Morgan is gone. I decide we need to draw straws to see who has to take the flaming shot. We have no straws, but we have dice. First kid rolls a 2. Sweet. Then a 4, 6 and then me. I roll a 1.

So I gotta do the flaming shot. Never having done a flaming shot before, I assume I need to drink it while it's on fire. So I light it, toss it back, except I'm smashed so I spill some on my face. A drop falls down on my pants, and while I'm trying to put out the fire on my pants, I notice some blue stuff obstructing my vision.

Then all my friends start smacking me in the face (to put out the flames). They said I had a blue beard of fire. It burned off my eyebrows, melted the skin on one of my cheeks a bit, singed my hair, etc. I had to sleep totally face-up for 2-3 weeks. Once they put the fire out, they send me into the bathroom to determine whether or not I need medical attention.

I walk into the bathroom, ascertain that my face is melted but F it... I smoke a cig, come out, we finish the captain. Then we finish the 151. Pwnd.

Re: who\'s the coolest mother [censored] in 4Life?
 

I gave Chuck Norris a roundhouse kick to the teeth and he cried like a little girl.

Re: who\'s the coolest mother [censored] in 4Life?
 

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okay, recount the most cool thing you ever did. 1 entry only

Mine:


Out with a girl, drunk. We pass one of those machines that sell toys and stuff in plastic bubbles, and she sees a ring she wants. She demands that ring. I make a fist, blow on it, and hit it like the Fonz hitting a jukebox. Out pops a bubble, holding the ring she wanted, I give it to her with a smile, and we go on our way without mentioning it again.

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This IS pretty cool. I can't top that.

Re: who\'s the coolest mother [censored] in 4Life?
 

mb pretty sure that's a beat

Re: who\'s the coolest mother [censored] in 4Life?
 

threesome


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Re: who\'s the coolest mother [censored] in 4Life?
 

ate quarter of mushrooms,tripped, laughed, ate pizza, got high, laughed

Re: who\'s the coolest mother [censored] in 4Life?
 

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threesome


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foursome mfff

meh, overrated.