beat: i am not a popcornist
 

why must everything i touch burn after being put in the microwave 30 seconds longer than it should be in there?

Re: beat: i am not a popcornist
 

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t...ks/popcorn.gif

Re: beat: i am not a popcornist
 

Ever had sex with a microwaved banana?

Re: beat: i am not a popcornist
 

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Re: beat: i am not a popcornist
 

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Re: beat: i am not a popcornist
 

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why must everything i touch burn after being put in the microwave 30 seconds longer than it should be in there?

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Solution;

1. Think about how long you need to cook whatever you are cooking.

2. Subtract 30 seconds

3. Eat delicious microwaved food.

4. LDO

Re: beat: i am not a popcornist
 

microwave? philistine.

Re: beat: i am not a popcornist
 

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why must everything i touch burn after being put in the microwave 30 seconds longer than it should be in there?

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Solution;

1. Think about how long you need to cook whatever you are cooking.

2. Subtract 30 seconds

3. Eat delicious microwaved food.

4. LDO

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I think this might be the way to go here, BTYS [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] lol,ldo imo

Re: beat: i am not a popcornist
 

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SHIP DEM TURNTABLES, HOLLA

Re: beat: i am not a popcornist
 

to actually cook popcorn in a microwave you just have to be able to hear it. once the popping dies down and gets 2-3 seconds in between a single pop...take it out immediately or it will burn.