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BowToYourSensei 11-21-2007 10:55 PM

if i weren\'t playing poker, i\'d be a...
 
professional sperm donator

mugatu668 11-21-2007 10:56 PM

Re: if i weren\'t playing poker, i\'d be a...
 
The easiest job is someone else's

AK Fisher 11-21-2007 10:57 PM

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receptor

I-Love-Poker 11-21-2007 10:57 PM

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Well, I am going to school to be a cop. But so far poker has been treating me well

Teh1337zor 11-21-2007 11:05 PM

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drug deala

Bagonirix 11-21-2007 11:05 PM

Re: if i weren\'t playing poker, i\'d be a...
 
dead

Madman Madman 11-21-2007 11:06 PM

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dead

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very true for me

VickreyAuction 11-21-2007 11:12 PM

Re: if i weren\'t playing poker, i\'d be a...
 
First off, the title should be "if i weren't a poker player, i'd be a..."

Second, I would be a nit.

Rob121 11-21-2007 11:13 PM

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recap of how gild screwed u or link pls

Bagonirix 11-21-2007 11:17 PM

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dead

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very true for me

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BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pudge714 11-21-2007 11:19 PM

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How can someone be a dead?

Bagonirix 11-21-2007 11:22 PM

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How can someone be a dead?

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fine a zombie! Are u happy?

knockonwood 11-21-2007 11:22 PM

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a lot richer, well-rounded, healthier etc....

-zero- 11-21-2007 11:57 PM

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poor person.

ADK 11-22-2007 06:03 AM

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at uni 1 hour ago

apefish 11-22-2007 06:06 AM

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First off, the title should be "if i weren't a poker player, i'd be a..."

Second, I would be a nit.

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lol.

edit: oh yeah, I'd have aspergers or something.

Mr.Busto 11-22-2007 06:07 AM

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drug deala

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i second this

imabigdeal 11-22-2007 06:09 AM

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First off, the title should be "if i weren't a poker player, i'd be a..."

Second, I would be a nit.

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LOL. and i am going to be a GM for an MLB team (gotta give me til like late 20s tho, youngest ever was 28), so if anyone wants a tryout in like 10 yrs hit me up lol

DanielDayLewis 11-22-2007 06:26 AM

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probably getting a masters and working towards being a professor.

skillgambler 11-22-2007 06:28 AM

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at uni 1 hour ago

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DJ Sensei 11-22-2007 06:40 AM

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probably living in the woods or something, real jobs suck

Spechel EDD 11-22-2007 06:48 AM

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id probably be a massive balla/astronaut/inventor/HNIC

Pooter 11-22-2007 06:51 AM

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General handy man.

its_just_me 11-22-2007 07:22 AM

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...hm...maybe NVG mod :-)

sinderg 11-22-2007 10:33 AM

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makin bombs for the M.O.D.

bubaloo 11-22-2007 10:40 AM

Re: if i weren\'t playing poker, i\'d be a...
 
drug dealer.

corsakh 11-22-2007 10:42 AM

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A cosmonaut?

xker17x 11-22-2007 10:44 AM

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a senior in college with mediocre grades and a low work ethic probably, oh and id pry be broke

bigt2k4 11-22-2007 10:59 AM

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id probably be a massive balla/astronaut/inventor/HNIC

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Hockey Night in Canada?

AcTiOnJaCsOn 11-22-2007 11:00 AM

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probably living in the woods or something, real jobs suck

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Gildwulf 11-22-2007 11:02 AM

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recap of how gild screwed u or link pls

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his mspaint lost in mspaint wars and he is blaming me because i made him follow directions everyone else followed

AcTiOnJaCsOn 11-22-2007 11:05 AM

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recap of how gild screwed u or link pls

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his mspaint lost in mspaint wars and he is blaming me because i made him follow directions everyone else followed

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is he actually mad or is it just a level?

Gildwulf 11-22-2007 11:08 AM

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recap of how gild screwed u or link pls

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his mspaint lost in mspaint wars and he is blaming me because i made him follow directions everyone else followed

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is he actually mad or is it just a level?

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it is not a level, he is actually a whiny sore loser

demon102 11-22-2007 11:13 AM

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porn star!!

luckyjimm 11-22-2007 11:29 AM

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sex pest

thac 11-22-2007 11:32 AM

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I'd be homeless.

BowToYourSensei 11-22-2007 01:43 PM

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recap of how gild screwed u or link pls

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his mspaint lost in mspaint wars and he is blaming me because i made him follow directions everyone else followed

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is he actually mad or is it just a level?

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it is a level, gildwulf just has 0 sense of sarcasm and genuinely thinks he has an impact on my life

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it is not a level, he is actually a whiny sore loser

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gw, if you seriously believe this you're dumb as [censored]. here all this time i thought you realized it was a joke and were playing along. silly me.

http://blog.dreamhost.com/wp-content...08/serious.jpg

ImsaKidd 11-22-2007 02:25 PM

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conductor

sl8a 11-22-2007 02:29 PM

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Corpse

skillgambler 11-22-2007 02:32 PM

Re: if i weren\'t playing poker, i\'d be a...
 
choo choo


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