Unsent letter to ex
 

WARNING: EMO
WARNING SPOILERS


Dear [censored] c--t. First of all thanks for the letter. Now die. Why the [censored] would you want to get back together now? Oh wait, its because we're about to get divorced. Well heres something, Im happy now. You are saying all the same BS that I said 9 FKIN MONTHES AGO WHERE WERE YOU THEN OH YEAH YOU WERE DOIN SOMETHING WITH ANOTHER DUDE. So you say you will doanything to get me back, ok good idea I thought of something Superbitch, how about fly backwards around the sun like the fukkkijn starship enterprise and fiikcin reverse time so that you can NOT CHEAT ON ME/LEAVE ME amazing concept i know. You say that many couples have been through this, that we could be together for another 70 years...well lets see hmm you know what Im gonna pass heres why and this is not a motherfu88k**ng joke-- The thought of being married to ANYone makes me literally want to vomit, INCLUDING the four or five really nice and sweet 24 yr old hotties that I've banged mercilessly and subsequently dumped because Im too f--ked in the head to not cheat on them...MUCH LESS a ballbusting psycho control freak sl00t dirtbag lowdown frigid ugly old boring stickinthemud vegetarian whore like you very much resemble. SO yeah, that's a no. Dont EVER write me some stupid Bullsiit like that again or I will come to wherever you are and piss on your face while you are sleeping you pathetic manipulating loser.

I dont give a f--k what happens to you from now on gogogogogogogoogogogogo go away.

--GA
PS I also f-ked harry potter, and then killed him w/ a shovel.
PPS [censored] you.

Ok time for a long stiff drink. Please respond to this thread by saying HELL YEAH SOOOOOPLEX HEADSHOT or something like that.

BITTER HI5 TO MYSELF

FKIN BULLSH_T IMO

Re: Unsent letter to ex
 

+1 for the Superman time-reversal reference

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you need to borrow a stamp?

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vegetarian

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you've gone too far sir

also, if you want to resolve the her being annoying w/ the "i'll do anything line," then just send the letter

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A++++++

i wrote an unsent letter like this today too only it was way less interesting and more emo

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if you used the enterprise to go back in time you would violate the first prime directive of time travel

just an fyi

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GA,

you're a cool guy. dont let the ex get you down.

peace,
-karak

Re: Unsent letter to ex
 

superman time reversal reference is definitely sweet, in general this letter is way tight, send away

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cliff notes: ga caught teh ghey

Re: Unsent letter to ex
 

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cliff notes: ga caught teh alcohol

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