Brag........ OH WAIT
 

Ok I almost forgot.

Brag: last saturday, Friends 26th B-day, and another friends 25 B-day. Calls for 1 biggggg partayy.

Brag: Got wasted, but had the best time ever, and blew some steam at the casino.

Beat: Got sick the next morning, and still sick.

Beat/Variance: I didnt only blow steam at casino I blew steam after I [censored] a fat chick. Now its like the town joke. And probably why I am sick.

My Friend: Hey you hear about Nick?
Rando: No.
My Friend: He had sex with Melissa.
Rando: Oh no way, the hot one right?
My Friend: Actually the one whos 200 pounds, and has a face that looks like a dog [censored] on it.
Rando: *Throws Up*.





Sorry no Pics, camera didnt have the Super Zoom Out option.


Thats my story, I am hiding in a hole now.

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have u ever seen so many boobs at once?

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have u ever seen so many boobs at once?

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Just never seen so many chins jiggle on a single human.

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nh...

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pussy is pussy. ain't no shame in your game bro.

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Just give it a slap and riiiiide the waves.

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subconsciously u wanted it!
alcohol wont make u things u really dont want to do!

u are a sick human being!

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i read stories like this quite often on 2p2, and I always look at the reg date of the OP. it's always like 3 days, or 7 days... i imagine it's some dude who is seeking laughs or approval from everyone.

just weird, you register and can't wait to post this? what an embarassment. good luck with the hiv

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i hope you don't catch obesity from her

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AIDZ