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JackAll 08-17-2007 12:53 PM

Help me finish this sentence
 
me: Ah I'm too lazy to argue

her: I am lazy too. We can outsource our argument to India, if you like [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Argue-by-proxy.=)

me:I like the argue by proxie idea. We need to get quotes tho. In Thailand, we get Burmese as cheap labour. And since Thailand is already INSANELY CHEAP compared to the west, a burmese person probably costs 7c an hour. I was discussing with dave about hiring one as a foot stool that doubles as a chef.

her: You're not drunk by any chance are you?

me: I wish, but sadly no [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Still thinking on the idea to hire a Burmese guy for 7c an hour to be a foot stool that doubles as a chef

her: You are Western capitalism embodied.



Ok, here it is. How do i say "not really, i just like <something that exemplifies being a western capitalist>" [ie fill in]

mason55 08-17-2007 12:56 PM

Re: Help me finish this sentence
 
i want what you're smoking

danzasmack 08-17-2007 12:58 PM

Re: Help me finish this sentence
 
just call her racist.

Blarg 08-17-2007 01:16 PM

Re: Help me finish this sentence
 
...putting my cigarette out in someone's eye.
...being the schlemiel instead of the schlmazel.
...teabagging with my balls painted red, white, and blue. I feel I at least owe a visual.

JackAll 08-17-2007 01:21 PM

Re: Help me finish this sentence
 
[ QUOTE ]
> And you are Western capitalism embodied.

Not really. I just think that since im insanely rich for here, I should be able to do something like put my cigarette out in the eye of someone who really needs 85c

[/ QUOTE ]

Hmmm ... getting there

garcia1000 08-17-2007 01:23 PM

Re: Help me finish this sentence
 
"not really, i just like high tea with cucumber sandwiches, old chap

DrewDevil 08-17-2007 01:29 PM

Re: Help me finish this sentence
 
Not really, I just like owning everything I need, and buying everything I want... I'll give you $20 to show me your [censored].

Blarg 08-17-2007 01:33 PM

Re: Help me finish this sentence
 
...just really like countries where rape is legal as long as you have $1.50 and a beer for the police chief.

BigPoppa 08-17-2007 01:45 PM

Re: Help me finish this sentence
 
...just like the idea that I could pay half the poor people in this country to kill the other half, on a whim.

TomE. 08-17-2007 01:47 PM

Re: Help me finish this sentence
 
......"not really, i just like having huggles with Dave and talking about Burmese chefs."


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