help me vomit please
 

been up all night in ridiculous pain from food poisoning, ive probably stuck my finger down my throat 100 times, any ideas? shot of JD help? usually i have no problem at all

Re: help me vomit please
 

Take a good gander at tubgirl.com or try try to find that picture of "Her name is Mary Loo".

Re: help me vomit please
 

Take a couple nyquil shots, worst case scenario you die in your sleep.

Re: help me vomit please
 

Re: help me vomit please
 

Doesn't 007 drink salt water in Casino Royale

Re: help me vomit please
 

maybe there is nothing in your stomach?

Re: help me vomit please
 

[ QUOTE ]
been up all night in ridiculous pain from food poisoning,

[/ QUOTE ]

At this point there can't be anything in your stomach. What are you going to throw up?

Maybe it's not food poisining and you should go see a Dr.

Re: help me vomit please
 

I also had food poisoning last night from teh sushi I got, I needed no help throwing up, but I need some gatorade asap, although it is nice to have an excuse to wake up at 11pm on a tuesday.

Re: help me vomit please
 

LOL Wow are you a doctor? If you are you're a crappy one. Gee, what's a symptom of food poisoning? Maybe...vomiting? I dunno.

GO SEE A DOCTOR. FROM YOUR DESCRIPTION IT'S VERY LIKELY YOU DON'T HAVE FOOD POISONING.

Sorry for the caps but this has to be one of the most idiotic posts i've ever read. Food poisoning indeed.

Re: help me vomit please
 

I was gunna post a link to the pic of tubgirl, and then explicitly state what it was and that no one other than OP should click. But then I realized there are enough idiots here that I would still prolly get banned