US sitcom writes should be ashamed and a learn a lesson from Roland
 

Close to 100% of the post 2000 sitcoms on the american telly suck so much arse, they should instead hire Roland de Wolfe, easily the funniest poker pro ever (yes, I know it's out there since a while but it deserves some more attention, damnit).

http://www.fulltiltpoker.com/pro-chat-ar...;time=7:37:47PM

Re: US sitcom writes should be ashamed and a learn a lesson from Rolan
 

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QUESTION FROM Darran Court: DO U LIKE GIVING HEAD OR RECEIVING HEAD DO U LIKE SNIFFING !!&

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: i like very much in womans mouth!very nice

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lolol

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QUESTION FROM GeniusToad: Do you think David Benyamine could eat a walrus in one sitting?

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: he did one night in bobys room

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lol the mental image

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QUESTION FROM 80085: Roland I see you have won a lot of money playing poker, what is your best advice for a player who wants to win a lot of money playing poker as well? Other than having big breasts?

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: lol breastaments

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Roland and Matusow should team up and write a screenplay based on true events from the FTP railbird chat

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QUESTION FROM thesilkworm: Has David Benyamine put on weight recently?

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: lol he is soon to be classified as a planet

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QUESTION FROM CalluBudddy: Roland you are the top European pro who is your most feared opponent?

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: Carlton Banks off of the tv

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QUESTION FROM thesilkworm: Has David Benyamine put on weight recently?

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: lol he is soon to be classified as a planet

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yesssss ++++++++++

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QUESTION FROM 72ispower: what precent of br do you sit in cash game

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: never less than 50

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QUESTION FROM bigshowmack: does todd brunson's rat tail have any types of magic powers?

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: it can skin a hedgehog in under 3 minutes while playing the oboe


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Holy crap. Big LOL from the question and the answer.

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QUESTION FROM bigshowmack: when thomas walrus comes to vegas does he have to tip the @$%&tail waitresses extra to pour the water on his head so he doesnt die?

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: yes he does obviosuly ,he has the best suite in the bellagio fountains

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Just wow.

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wow i had no idea he was so lol.
that was def postworthy.

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QUESTION FROM TheGoat79: Roland my house got sprayed by a skunk. Got any suggestions on getting rid of the smell?

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: bring in gavin to replace it

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He seems to be a bit lost by the whole Walrus/Bucket connection, doesn't he.

Someone needs to point him at the picture.

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QUESTION FROM louiegoods: what should be your bankroll for 2 5 nl

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: at least 25 bucks



WINNAR !

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QUESTION FROM szmoney: Is Daniel N. a @@!%y man?? I herd he likes to sit in low limit games with a huge stack just to mess with low limit players???

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: eh he also pulls wings of butterflies


DOUBLE WINNAR !

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QUESTION FROM bigshowmack: what would your thoughts be on playing clonie gowen in a game of strip hungry hungry hippos

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: bring it on hu for rolls

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Ok enough im'a just post my favorites....

QUESTION FROM Dalsue214: why does brad booth have a girl avatar? hes not a gurl

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: unsure to both parts



QUESTION FROM SomeLoudThunder: david benyamine plays poker naked?

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: hopefully only in live games


QUESTION FROM thesilkworm: Why does Gavin Smith's avatar make him look slim?

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: just for a laugh




QUESTION FROM fundin60plus: whats it like under Gavins Smiths hat?

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: scary



QUESTION FROM fat_d00nk: I turned of my tv this is so much more fun seruously

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: turn it on and watch porno thats more fun

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QUESTION FROM Ben Nash: Hey Roland, any tips on bankroll management?

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: play mark vos at every game

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: ginger tax

lolllll