The God Faq
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does anyone have a link to that page of like 300 or so arguments for the existence of god?
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God Exists [/ QUOTE ] Niiicce. I skimmed most of these; some of my favorites: [ QUOTE ] The ARGUMENT FROM THE THRONE ROOM (1) Would you stand in the presence of a mighty king and demand that he prove he exists? (2) No? (3) That's what you're doing with God, you arrogant bastards. (4) I don't CARE that you can't see him! (5) Therefore, God exists. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] ARGUMENT FROM THE MEANING OF LIFE (1) What's the meaning of life? (2) [Atheist gives her answer.] (3) That's not what I believe. (4) Therefore, God exists. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] ARGUMENT FROM HEISENBERG UNCERTAINTY (1) The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle (HUP) states that the location or the movement of a particle can be known, but not simultaneously. (2) But God knows everything. (3) Therefore, the HUP is false. (4) Therefore, God exists. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION (1) See this bonfire? (2) Therefore, God exists. [/ QUOTE ] |
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I thought this thread was about Ted Haggard when I first read the title.
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This thread is no good without pictures.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...nd_Haggard.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Jesus_Camp.jpg |
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This thread is no good without pictures. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...nd_Haggard.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Jesus_Camp.jpg [/ QUOTE ] I read OP's Subject line as The God [censored] too. |
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Really, if you were god, would you have something as ugly as that selling your product world-wide?
I mean, Angelina Jolie is available, is she not? (oh wait, I hear she's an atheist) |
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I thought this thread was about Ted Haggard when I first read the title. [/ QUOTE ] Wrong letter Jay [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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