Brag my apartment wasn\'t burglarized.
 

Woke up the other day and for some reason it was super-noisy and I could hear EVERYONE talking and stuff and I couldn't figure out why it was so much louder. A while later I had to leave my apartment and my front door was [censored] opened, and the deadbolt had been turned. Someone reached in from the outside and did that! What the [censored]?

blah someone opened my door, reached in to my apartment, locked the lock and left the door open

blah there's like $4k in $100s sitting right next to the door that nobody thought to take

blah living in an average apartment

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OK!!!!!!

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would read again.

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Ummmmm... My left foot is bigger than my right foot.

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blah da op sucks

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Embellish and resubmit please.

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Ummmmm... My left foot is bigger than my right foot.

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that means your left penis is bigger than your right penis

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i had shrimp in a red sauce with linguini for dinner, what about you gusy

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chicken