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GrannyMae 06-22-2007 08:50 PM

THE GREATEST PRODUCT EVER SOLD!!
 
thx to o&a for turning me on to this.

no more back hair.

i have been a proud owner for 2 weeks, and i don't think i've sweat at all since. it sure keeps me cooler, and significant-other mae loves it the most. i can not explain in words properly to justify how much i like this product. i wish it had been available 30 years ago.


clickable
http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/image...1L._AA280_.jpg

free s&h through amazon

pergesu 06-22-2007 08:53 PM

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Is there any way to keep my balls from sweating horribly?

CheckRaise 06-22-2007 08:57 PM

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Is there any way to keep my ass from sweating horribly?

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GrannyMae 06-22-2007 09:32 PM

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Is there any way to keep my ass from sweating horribly?

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it cuts way back on the flow from your back into your ass crack. once back sweat, buttjuice, and cheap cologne mix, i find myself with a butt rot stench.

my butt rot has been markedly better this week.

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/_950/fart.gif

XXXNoahXXX 06-22-2007 09:35 PM

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Is there any way to keep my ass from sweating horribly?

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it cuts way back on the flow from your back into your ass crack. once back sweat, buttjuice, and cheap cologne mix, i find myself with a butt rot stench.

my butt rot has been markedly better this week.

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/_950/fart.gif

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I think I'm printing this post out and I'm gonna read it whenever I get bad food cravings.

I predict this will be my best diet ever.

daryn 06-22-2007 09:35 PM

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holy [censored] i need this

CheckRaise 06-22-2007 09:43 PM

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Is there any way to keep my ass from sweating horribly?

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it cuts way back on the flow from your back into your ass crack. once back sweat, buttjuice, and cheap cologne mix, i find myself with a butt rot stench.

my butt rot has been markedly better this week.

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/_950/fart.gif

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Run off from the back isn't a big problem but my its my cheeks that sweat the most.

kmak 06-22-2007 09:47 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
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Is there any way to keep my ass from sweating horribly?

[/ QUOTE ]

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it cuts way back on the flow from your back into your ass crack. once back sweat, buttjuice, and cheap cologne mix, i find myself with a butt rot stench.

my butt rot has been markedly better this week.

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/_950/fart.gif

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I think I'm printing this post out and I'm gonna read it whenever I get bad food cravings.

I predict this will be my best diet ever.

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sightless 06-22-2007 09:52 PM

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what about http://www.razorba.com/ ?
http://www.razorba.com/i/razabout.jpg

GrannyMae 06-22-2007 10:02 PM

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what about http://www.razorba.com/ ?
http://www.razorba.com/i/razabout.jpg

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this is inferior.

the mangroomer goes multi angle, the blade is great, and even morbidly obese people can shave anywhere without assistance.

being able to get the hair under my rolls in the back is very liberating.

the product you are showing looks like a rubber hose. also the scale picture with the razor makes me think it is tiny.

regardless, mangroomer = ELECTRIC = $40 = insta-call

eviljeff 06-22-2007 10:26 PM

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I wash mahself with a rag on a stick

DonkeyKongSr 06-22-2007 10:30 PM

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It's nice not having a single back hair.

It's not nice being so low on testosterone.

Lottery Larry 06-22-2007 10:46 PM

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my butt rot has been markedly better this week.



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I'd ask for a picture of you testing this, but I think wacki already has it.

daryn 06-22-2007 10:48 PM

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yeah.. i bought it

Los Feliz Slim 06-22-2007 11:18 PM

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http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d3.../grannymae.jpg

GrannyMae 06-22-2007 11:33 PM

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http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d3.../grannymae.jpg

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my fingers are fatter. please fix.

also, i have asked repeatedly why my penis bulge is obscured by my buttcrack? if i did not know better, i would think this is a malicous air-brushing that questions my gender.

http://emoticons4u.com/fingers/fing29.gif

GrannyMae 06-22-2007 11:34 PM

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yeah.. i bought it

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i've seen the pool pic.

you may just burn this unit out. product not made for primates.
http://www.techhelpers.net/e4u/animal/1135.gif


kinda like taking a push mower to an acre of wheat.


Los Feliz Slim 06-22-2007 11:37 PM

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GM,

It's a cameltoe, like the following. I will work on the fingers.

http://www.cameltoe.org/images/Elivs.jpg

Borodog 06-22-2007 11:43 PM

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http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1.../grannymae.jpg

Los Feliz Slim 06-22-2007 11:47 PM

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Boro,

nh, dolphinfucker.

Borodog 06-22-2007 11:49 PM

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Boro,

nh, dolphinfucker.

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You are simply jealous of our slippery ocean love.

GrannyMae 06-22-2007 11:52 PM

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http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1.../grannymae.jpg

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i laughed

GrannyMae 06-22-2007 11:53 PM

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GM,

It's a cameltoe, like the following. I will work on the fingers.

http://www.cameltoe.org/images/Elivs.jpg

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wow! that guy has a big one!!

KUJustin 06-23-2007 12:06 AM

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Affiliate link. BAAANNN.

GrannyMae 06-23-2007 12:24 AM

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^^^^^^^^^ waterhead. PITY

pokerbobo 06-23-2007 01:10 AM

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GM,

It's a cameltoe, like the following. I will work on the fingers.

http://www.cameltoe.org/images/Elivs.jpg

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thats a moose knuckle...not a cameltoe

is that rosie o'donnell?

Austiger 06-23-2007 01:13 AM

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Oh god this thread is funny.

Also, the Mangroomer sounds like something Kramer would invent.

kabouter 06-23-2007 07:23 AM

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Haha I was expecting a different product when I clicked on this thread, but have you ever considered getting it lasered, that isn't that expensive anymore right?

GrannyMae 06-23-2007 01:37 PM

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Haha I was expecting a different product when I clicked on this thread, but have you ever considered getting it lasered, that isn't that expensive anymore right?

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i did 3 treatments in 2000 or so.

i now have splotchy spots, and areas that make me look like a burn victim due to lack of hair. i'd rather have a full rug, thank you.

the laser woman WAS cute, but you know her standards are way above anyone that needed her procedure.

http://emoticons4u.com/violent/sterb160.gif

guids 06-23-2007 01:40 PM

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This device is nothing new, the centaurs have been using it for thousands of years.

GrannyMae 06-23-2007 01:50 PM

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This device is nothing new, the centaurs have been using it for thousands of years.

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well, I AM NOT A CENTAUR

I AM JUST A FAT, HAIRY, CHEESEBURGER EATING FUCKINGSLOB.

i just bought my first rechargable batteries for this device. WTF did your centaurs use in their mangroomers?? (if they indeed had them at all!!)




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JuntMonkey 06-23-2007 02:13 PM

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This is awesome. This is fantastic. It really gets the hair completely off without stubble? Works on ass too I assume? I will post when I buy it.

Speaking of ass hair - a quick story. My friend's father has problems shaving with a regular razor, and needed an electric one on short notice. So the mom searched my friend's room and found an electric one for the dad to use.

So after a few days of the dad using his son's razor, they tell my friend about it. Turns out that's the electric razor my friend had been using on his ass. You can see where this is going right?

But no, there's a twist.

My friend threw a fit and said there was no way he was using that razor anymore now that his dad used it on his face.

Yobz 06-23-2007 02:33 PM

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What about hair regrowth? I would be paranoid about that, which is why I get my back waxed (hair comes in smaller and lighter each time I do it)

XXXNoahXXX 06-23-2007 02:36 PM

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Sounds like in addition to buying this product, a lot of you need to check out this

grando 06-23-2007 02:39 PM

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whoa trip reports for this thing please - I'd pay like $200 for this bad boy if it works well

XXXNoahXXX 06-23-2007 02:41 PM

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whoa trip reports for this thing please - I'd pay like $200 for this bad boy if it works well

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I'll sell you a new one for $200 with free shipping!

JuntMonkey 06-23-2007 02:49 PM

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whoa trip reports for this thing please - I'd pay like $200 for this bad boy if it works well

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I'll sell you a new one for $200 with free shipping!

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grando 06-23-2007 02:54 PM

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whoa trip reports for this thing please - I'd pay like $200 for this bad boy if it works well

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I'll sell you a new one for $200 with free shipping!

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$300 and we have a deal

XXXNoahXXX 06-23-2007 03:34 PM

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whoa trip reports for this thing please - I'd pay like $200 for this bad boy if it works well

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I'll sell you a new one for $200 with free shipping!

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$300 and we have a deal

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Check your PMs.

GrannyMae 06-23-2007 04:12 PM

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Sounds like in addition to buying this product, a lot of you need to check out this

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wow. good idea for a forum!

is that a beta version? i did not know we were considering this.


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