huge beat: i have aids
 

na just kidding but i broke my wrist and dislocated and broke my arm yesterday while snowboarding

suxxxx
i was so looking forward to this snowboard weekend
screw this

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/1719/img0927ht0.jpg

Re: huge beat: i have aids
 

Dude don't be a pussy, I snowboarded like 2 weeks after I dislocated my SHOULDER, just be a champ and don't fall.

Re: huge beat: i have aids
 

wouldnt it be funny if aids was like the Ring where you would die unless you gave it to someone else so you would like have to [censored]/rape some dude/chick or die?

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I def don't remember that and no, that wouldn't be funny imo

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I've seen people snowboarding with broken arm many times. You dont need your arms while standing on a board riding high speed and risking your life.

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I'd worry more about having to masturbate with my left hand imo.

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this isn't funny imo

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oh and i have to wear the cast for the next 5 weeks and thats just the worst situation making a living 8-10tabling nl1k

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No aids?

THEN HIGH FIVE ME!

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at least i could go snowboarding with aids



but i guess i would just break my arm

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i snowboarded drunk/high 4 weeks after i dislocated my shoulder and tore all my ligaments in it.

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i snowboarded drunk/high 4 weeks after i dislocated my shoulder and tore all my ligaments in it.

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better than having unprotected sex for 4 weeks and getting aids and every other STD in existance

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but sitting in the hotel room had me try out the restaurant room service here

had some fine ass

ox fillet in potato crust
on apricot-shallot-balsamico ragout

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i snowboarded drunk/high 4 weeks after i dislocated my shoulder and tore all my ligaments in it.

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better than having unprotected sex for 4 weeks and getting aids and every other STD in existance

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i'd trade my permanently broken shoulder for HIV

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Wow... please ban.

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oh and i have to wear the cast for the next 5 weeks and thats just the worst situation making a living 8-10tabling nl1k

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this is excellent news for me.

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wouldnt it be funny if aids was like the Ring where you would die unless you gave it to someone else so you would like have to [censored]/rape some dude/chick or die?

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Not funny at all. Google: "virgin cleansing myth"

Actually, knowing BBV4L some might find child rape slightly amusing.

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Wow... please ban.

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QFT, you deserve to diagf, OP

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for what


dont be so full of [censored]

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aids jokes aren't funny

because I genuinely care about you ya know?


I really thought you you had it

and
and I was sad.

Ban for not loving me back.

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I've got a dirty syringe infected with super AIDS, I'm saving it for a rainy day when I wanna have some real fun.

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i genuinely apollogize for my insensibility to ga

im gonna start my undeserved apres ski now with some wodka redbull.

expecting some funny sideeffect with my ibuprofen600

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You're snowboarding all wrong.
Learn to take a fall.
Hint: Don't try to break your fall with your wrist. Roll with it.

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http://www.skimeter.com/images/2008/...ex/FW11234.jpg

FTW

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wouldnt it be funny if aids was like the Ring where you would die unless you gave it to someone else so you would like have to [censored]/rape some dude/chick or die?

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This actually happens in africa, its a common belief that sexing a virgin will purify you of disease. Its certainly not an uncommon crime.

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I'd worry more about having to masturbate with my left hand imo.

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If there was ever a right time to buy that fleshlight...

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what mountian? when i lived at squaw valley tahoe, i almost died twice. also dislocated elbow. feel ya....

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i feel with u. just broke my right hand 2 weeks ago.

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lol cept you wont be using your right hand to feel with him right? lulz

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Snowboarding.. yea sure.

I bet it was just one of those massive tilt ticks where you hit the wall with your fist for an hour.

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wouldnt it be funny if aids was like the Ring where you would die unless you gave it to someone else so you would like have to [censored]/rape some dude/chick or die?

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Not funny at all. Google: "virgin cleansing myth"


Actually, knowing BBV4L some might find child rape slightly amusing.

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Myth?

Re: huge beat: i have aids
 

i broke my wrist as well last saturday playing american football 2+2 is being invaded !

Re: huge beat: i have aids
 

how is joking about aids not funny, but joking about other life threatening diseases like obescetey, tumors, cancer, being a dwarf/midget okey?

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neither aids or child rape is funny......

jokes about them are.

(if skilfully executed obv.)

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Being a dwarf is not life threatening, therefore not really funny imo. On the contrary, midgets rule since they are the only ones who can star in midget pron.

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My grandma died of being a midget so can we cut all the short jokes out plz?

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have you ever seen a modget who is older than say 50? (besides the laughing german)

they all die in there early 40s.

where as magic johnson has HIV (maybe he was cured already), and he will live for ever.