The Hills prop bet
 

So a girl I know says she would give me $100 in the form of a bar tab if I sit down and watch every episode of the Hills from this season back to back on mtv.com. I hate this show more than anything. She knows this, and I bet I can get more money out of her for doing this. $100 is way too low to watch this [censored] forever.

So what's the minimum for doing this?

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$700, a quarter of blow, a half ounce of weed, case of beer, 4 rib eye steaks, and 3 ice cream sandwiches.


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Hint, its not about watching the hills. (She wants to get you drunk.)

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How much are drinks down there?

Beer ~$3.5
<u>Cocktail ~$6</u>

Average drink cost ~ $4.75

Average drink consumption per episode ~ 2

Number of episodes ~ ?

ADCE x NE x ADC = Total $$$ in bartab

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40 episodesx30 minutesx$5.85/hr I'd say, depending on what state you are in.

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Here's what I would do: Watch the show, like it, ask for more episodes then when she says there aren't any more you ask if she wouldn't like to make out instead. Now I actually tried this with a girl who wanted me to watch Friends with her, but she responded to my offer with her own counter offer, that I get a life!

*sigh*

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They didn't make 40 eps in one season

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Misread that, also I closed the wikipedia tab so I don't know how many episodes are in this season. I think $100 is reasonable given the sex that will occur, though clearly $100 in bartab money has quite a bit of variability in value.

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How much are drinks down there?

Beer ~$3.5
<u>Cocktail ~$6</u>

Average drink cost ~ $4.75

Average drink consumption per episode ~ 2

Number of episodes ~ ?

ADCE x NE x ADC = Total $$$ in bartab

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Depends greatly on the bar, students here frequent place with average beers anywhere from $2-$6 and mixed drinks from $1(real shady dive bar, although still a sweet place) to ridiculously high amounts.

If I take this bet, I'll probably cash in my tab over multiple happy hours. $4 triple shot mixed drinks + open tab = possible death or raucous sexy time. I can probably get up to $150 if I agree to try and cry at some point during a show. Maybe $200.

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Watching this "reality" show will either cause you to kill yourself or lower your IQ by 50 points.

Does your gal pal know the show is like 80% staged? Feel free to read the Wikipedia article on all the continuity problems people find in the episodes.

A great example, the girls go to the gym and meet this hot trainer guy (trainer has a buzz cut), so they invite him to dinner that night.

That night at dinner the trainer shows up and his hair is like 3 inches longer. At that dinner he invites one of the girls on a private date later that week.

And of course at the private date later his buzzcut has reappeared and they make no references to the gym or to the dinner.

Also magically changing nail polish colors from scene to scene.

AKA, it's mostly scripted.

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Watching this "reality" show will either cause you to kill yourself or lower your IQ by 50 points.

Does your gal pal know the show is like 80% staged? Feel free to read the Wikipedia article on all the continuity problems people find in the episodes.

A great example, the girls go to the gym and meet this hot trainer guy (trainer has a buzz cut), so they invite him to dinner that night.

That night at dinner the trainer shows up and his hair is like 3 inches longer. At that dinner he invites one of hte girls on a private date later that week.

And of course at the private date later his buzzcut has reappeared and they make no references to gym or dinner.

Also magically changing nail polish colors from scene to scene.

AKA, it's mostly scripted.

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you put far too much thought into this....who cares?

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Let me tell you something, funny boy. You know that little stamp that says 2+2? Well that may not mean anything to you but that means a lot to me, one whole hell of a lot.

Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before, flashy, making a scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking: "What's this guy making such a big stink about reality tv shows?"

Well let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without reality tv, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world. But what about that kid, sitting down turning on the tv, right now, in her living room, and seeing drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on The Hills and Bachelor. Doesn't she deserve better? Look, if you think this is about reality tv and scripts, you better think again. This is about that kid's right to watch a tv show without getting her mind warped.

Or, maybe that turns you on, LiveNow. Maybe that's how you get your kicks, you and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for you, joy-boy: Party time is over.

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how is she going to verify you watched it? Watch it with you?

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SHE WANTS TO FUCK YOU ! Why else would she want to watch a show with you for countless hour and then get you drunk. If she is doable I say go for it.

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SHE WANTS TO FUCK YOU ! Why else would she want to watch a show with you for countless hour and then get you drunk. If she is doable I say go for it.

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Yeah no [censored] dude, I'm just not sure if the $100 is enough to watch this crap when I can bone her regardless.

As far as The Hills goes, I know it's fake. She knows it's fake. She just knows that I [censored] hate it.

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dude one word:

Audrina

i love the hills

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i watch it every week

on mute

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$100 at Snake and Jakes = certain death

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$100 at Snake and Jakes = certain death

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Yeah Jesus God this is not happening. Especially since I never set foot in that place before 3 am. It's only about 3 blocks from my house though. I'll probably either just spend it at the Boot for happy hour or get a tab for blow going at the Palms, as much as I hate that place.

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pics?

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Let me tell you something, funny boy. You know that little stamp that says 2+2? Well that may not mean anything to you but that means a lot to me, one whole hell of a lot.

Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before, flashy, making a scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking: "What's this guy making such a big stink about reality tv shows?"

Well let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without reality tv, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world. But what about that kid, sitting down turning on the tv, right now, in her living room, and seeing drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on The Hills and Bachelor. Doesn't she deserve better? Look, if you think this is about reality tv and scripts, you better think again. This is about that kid's right to watch a tv show without getting her mind warped.

Or, maybe that turns you on, LiveNow. Maybe that's how you get your kicks, you and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for you, joy-boy: Party time is over.

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k nice level, you actually got me writing a long post in response. Thank god i avoided humiliation there (for the most part)

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So a girl I know says she would give me $100 in the form of a bar tab if I sit down and watch every episode of the Hills from this season back to back on mtv.com. I hate this show more than anything. She knows this, and I bet I can get more money out of her for doing this. $100 is way too low to watch this [censored] forever.

So what's the minimum for doing this?

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take the 100 and then try to get w/her after she's done feeding you drinks

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$500 minimum. You know you're sacrificing your IQ if you go through with this. Statistics show it drops a quarter every 2 episodes.

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$500 minimum. You know you're sacrificing your IQ if you go through with this. Statistics show it drops a quarter every 2 episodes.

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he'll get it back via some brain.

*zing*

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Girl, it's not gonna suck itself?