I love my wife
 

WTF is this [censored]? I see these retarded bumper stickers around. I mean, I love my wife too and all, but I'm not about to put a [censored] bumper sticker on my car to advertise it. I should make a bumper sticker that says

"I love my wife but I still want to bang 19 year-olds".

Is this some kind of religious movement or something?

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I think it is religious, but I don't know. I've got an "I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] my GLOCK" bumper sticker, a lady pulled up next to me, told me I was inbred, then I flashed my badge and she blushed.

Idiot.

Seriously, I think you can pretty much get "I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (insert whatever)" bumper stickers nowadays.

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http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w...persticker.jpg

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DDY,

Keep fighting the fight of the oppressed husband. I'd join you at the next meeting but my wife needs me at home to help with the laundry.

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lol this is exactly what ddy looks like irl

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I have to assume that all the people with the bumper sticker you refer to lost a bet.

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Obviously the wife bought it for them.

Ray

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its from a group called promise keepers, its a christian group that basically tries to keep men accountable to only their wives.

FYI

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"I love my wife but I still want to bang 19 year-olds".

Is this some kind of religious movement or something?

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If you start this religion I call......................... SHOTGUN!

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I'd like to see a " I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] my Teenage Step Daughter " bumper sticker.

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Reminds me of the Louis CK routine about seeing the guy with a bumper sticker that says "Tell your girlfriend I said thanks."

Louis says, "Wait a minute... are you telling me you [censored] my girlfriend? And then you made up a bumper sticker about it, and followed me around in traffic, and cut in front of me so I'd see it?"

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nice spin...you should work for fox news or something

lol at the little banjo club coming in for damage control

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Reminds me of the Louis CK routine about seeing the guy with a bumper sticker that says "Tell your girlfriend I said thanks."

Louis says, "Wait a minute... are you telling me you [censored] my girlfriend? And then you made up a bumper sticker about it, and followed me around in traffic, and cut in front of me so I'd see it?"

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[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Louis CK so much

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i love ur wife too

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ddy,

your wife is hot imo. not so much anymore though since she's not preggers.

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http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/7...stickerzp0.jpg
FYP

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its from a group called promise keepers, its a christian group that basically tries to keep men accountable to only their wives.

FYI

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Seriously? So like I can join this group or whatever and start randomly murdering people, and as long as my wife agrees to it I'm off the hook?

Signed.

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its from a group called promise keepers, its a christian group that basically tries to keep men accountable to only their wives.

FYI

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LOL. I knew a guy in promise keepers once. Wore the hat. Then left his wife for his assistant. Ship it.

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Secondary Virginity, You Can't change your past, but You can change your future

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Truer grammatically incorrect words have never been spoken.

Christians have no f'ing creativity at all. Who the f would ever put that on the back of their car?

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hmmm, so grown men join ghey church clubs and sign hollow contracts cause they're too weak to keep it in their pants to begin with?

Last I checked, you made a promise to remain faithful on the day you got married, why do you need to do it again?

This sounds like a big wet saggy load of ghey.

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The Big Bang Theory is a joke An explosion in a print shop couldn't create a dictionary

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"I love my wife, but since she is a human female she loves me when I do everything for her, however in all other situations she will take me for granted beyond belief and then [censored] as many other dudes as she can after I stop giving her everything."

new bumpersticker idea imo.

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"The major media has moved Christians to the back of the bus and filth to the front"

Don't worry Christians. Britney Spears may be ahead of you on the bus, but real news stories are in the last row.

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Hey,

Don't let some scumbag steal your Precious Virginity

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i mean they basically understand the concept of entropy but they misapply it because they dont realize that the first seconds of the universe were minimally entropic and not at all akin to the degree of disorder of a printshop explosion

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DDY i got one of those hats. chicks dig a man who can commit.

usually if they're like "nono but you are married" i tell them my wife died from a love asplsion.

Though my favorite bumper sticker is "My lonely uncle is myspace friends with your honor student"

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i mean they basically understand the concept of entropy but they misapply it because they dont realize that the first seconds of the universe were minimally entropic and not at all akin to the degree of disorder of a printshop explosion

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its more like The Big Bang Theory is not a joke because a dictionary explosion creates lots of little pieces of dictionary everywhere

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"The major media has moved Christians to the back of the bus and filth to the front"


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THE MAJOR MEDIA IS RACIST

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Though my favorite bumper sticker is "My lonely uncle is myspace friends with your honor student"

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lol

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Just chiming in to say I also love ddy's wife.

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srsly who doesn't love ddy's wife

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DDY isn't going to let some scumbag (GA) steal her precious virginity imo.

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srsly who doesn't love ddy's wife

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srsly. I mean, wait a minute!

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http://www.news4jax.com/2006/0714/9515670_320X240.jpg

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Though my favorite bumper sticker is "My lonely uncle is myspace friends with your honor student"

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I'd buy that and stick it to my car.

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http://www.andalusiafarm.org/Bumper%...r%20Nobody.jpg

Jesus built my hotrod.