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WTF they're bad i'm good wtf I should win I'm better!

All from the same [censored] player over like 2 hours. And I know I ddnt play them perfect but these bad players make me do it!!!!!

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Hero ($1162)
UTG ($1666)
MP ($1234)
Button ($3718.66)
SB ($1551.90)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $5.
1 fold, MP raises to $40, Button calls $40, SB (poster) calls $35, Hero raises to $230, MP folds, Button calls $200, SB folds.

Flop: ($560) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $500, Hero calls $922 (All-In), Button calls $422.

Turn: ($2404) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($2404) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $2404

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ac Ad (two pair, aces and jacks).
Button has As Jh (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: Button wins $2404. 

Ok after that I was like wtf bad player here w/e though I will get this back and more no biggie win some lose some can't win them all.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Hero ($1871)
CO ($1994.50)
Button ($1340)
SB ($1611.09)
BB ($3523)
UTG ($985)

Preflop: Hero is MP with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $5.
1 fold, Hero raises to $35, 1 fold, Button calls $35, SB (poster) calls $30, BB calls $25.

Flop: ($140) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB bets $50, BB raises to $180, Hero calls $180, Button folds, SB calls $130.

Turn: ($680) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets $410, Hero calls $410, SB calls $410.

River: ($1910) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero calls $1246 (All-In), SB calls $986.09 (All-In), BB folds.

Final Pot: $4142.09

Results in white below: 
SB has 4d Kd (flush, ace high).
Hero has Ah Jh (two pair, aces and jacks).
Outcome: SB wins $3882.18. Hero wins $259.91. 

After this I'm like WTF check river madness crazy I can't beat that [censored] dammit I gotta get this money back from this fella pronto pls luck be with me.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Hero ($1842)
Button ($1781)
SB ($3707.09)
BB ($1000)
UTG ($1589.54)

Preflop: Hero is MP with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $5.
UTG calls $10, Hero raises to $45, 1 fold, SB (poster) calls $40, 1 fold, UTG folds.

Flop: ($110) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $50, Hero raises to $150, SB raises to $250, Hero raises to $750, SB calls $500.

Turn: ($1610) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $1047, Hero folds.

Final Pot: $2657

Results in white below: 
No showdown. SB wins $2657. 

I know I folded the worst hand and whilst I was patting myself on the back I was churning up ultimate anger for this bastard I should be getting rich off of.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Hero ($1499)
Button ($985)
SB ($1540.50)
BB ($1497.24)
UTG ($2497)
MP ($940)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $5.
2 folds, Hero raises to $35, 2 folds, BB calls $25.

Flop: ($75) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $20, Hero raises to $100, BB calls $80.

Turn: ($275) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $250, BB calls $250.

River: ($775) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB calls $1112.24 (All-In), Hero calls $1112.24.

Final Pot: $2999.48

Results in white below: 
BB has 5c 2h (straight flush, six high).
Hero has Kh 9h (flush, king high).
Outcome: BB wins $2999.48. 

WTF GODDAMMIT [censored] sonofabitch I'M GONNA [censored] UP THIS MOTHATRUCKA. What can I say this is complete [censored] outright bastardly [censored]. pls die now.