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JonnyCosMo 11-27-2007 06:57 PM

F*ck You Canada!
 
Just took a social psychology test about 30 mins ago and pretty much got raped. Finally I get to the last question on the test and I see a curve ball thrown out:

If you fly due south from Detroit Michigan, what is the first foreign country you fly over?

a) Mexico
b) Panama
c) Cuba
d) Canada


Now normally this would be a fairly hard question for someone who wasn't really up to date on their US geography, and I believe the most common / lazy answer would be Mexico. But I'm taking Geography 321 at SDSU right now so I had the exact location of Detroit in my mental map and realized that it was more to the east... therefore it's over Cuba. Sweet, this question was easy. So I go to turn in the test and I ask my teacher: "Hey dude, what's up with the last question on the test?" and he says "Oh, I told the class the answer in the last class period." (Obv I dont go to every class period because that's -EV) So I'm like "Haha, that's a tricky question, because most people would put Mexico, but I know better, I put Cuba, ship it ez." He starts to give a little chuckle, and I'm like huh? Then he turns to me and says "Look it up when you get to a computer."

So I get back and I look it up:
http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/JonnyCosMo/Cuba.jpg

And now I'm thinking it's an ez ship it. Obv it's Cuba see? But upon looking closer I found the horrible truth...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/JonnyCosMo/Canada1.jpg

http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/JonnyCosMo/Canada2.jpg

OMG Where did you come from!?! Such a sick beat. WTF!!!

Bigka79 11-27-2007 06:59 PM

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LOL

losingdonkey 11-27-2007 06:59 PM

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what the hell is a trick geography question doing on a pscyhology test?

Smell The Glove 11-27-2007 07:02 PM

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I think my brother is in your class. I know he's taking some bs geography class at sdsu.

Lori 11-27-2007 07:02 PM

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what the hell is a trick geography question doing on a pscyhology test?

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The examiner later scours the internet to see how the guy being tested reacted to finding out the answer.

<font color="white"> Lori </font>

The Lipo Fund 11-27-2007 07:02 PM

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[] at least OP is smart

Wilpro 11-27-2007 07:03 PM

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twixy

SABR42 11-27-2007 07:04 PM

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I lol'ed.

I would have said Cuba as well.

rothko 11-27-2007 07:05 PM

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go to class

ImsaKidd 11-27-2007 07:07 PM

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If you were in da westside you wouldnt have this problem.

You might get shot tho.

Bigka79 11-27-2007 07:08 PM

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If you were in da westside you wouldnt have this problem.

You might get shot tho.

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Word

antipeon 11-27-2007 07:08 PM

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rofl

nuggetz87 11-27-2007 07:11 PM

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lmao waht a sicko retard professor.

anyone who says mexico and is in college in the US is retarded though...saying cuba isn't really clever.

PokerBob 11-27-2007 07:14 PM

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So I go to turn in the test and I ask my teacher: "Hey dude, what's up with the last question on the test?" and he says "Oh, I told the class the answer in the last class period."

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this is his way of saying "[censored] you pricks who don't go to class."

Das Budrick 11-27-2007 07:15 PM

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http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1...gedmilkvc2.jpg

gregorio 11-27-2007 07:15 PM

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Don't blame us that you're stupid.

stinkypete 11-27-2007 07:18 PM

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lol the guy told you it was a trick question, and canada was one of the options. are you a moron?

why the [censored] would you think most people would pick mexico? mexico wouldn't even cross my mind.

fozzy71 11-27-2007 07:18 PM

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I live 90+ minutes from DTW. Lived in the NW suburbs for ~10 years.

I knew the answer - before reading the 4 choices.

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Grasshopp3r 11-27-2007 07:20 PM

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Actually, you are correct. The Detroit area airport is near Romulus, which is just west of Canada. Detroit does not technically have an airport anymore for commercial aviation. So now you can go tell your leftist d*bag prof to shove it.

stinkypete 11-27-2007 07:23 PM

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also:

http://maps.google.com/maps?ie=UTF8&amp;...p;near=Detroit,+MI&amp;fb=1&amp;cid=0,0,16322681351858239578&amp ;ll=42.220382,-83.375244&amp;spn=2.774361,5.174561&amp;z=8&amp;iw loc=A&amp;om=1

if you fly directly south from the AIRPORT (where the [censored] else would you fly from?), you will not hit canada. i would challenge the teacher on this for sure.

stinkypete 11-27-2007 07:25 PM

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and there are also parts of detroit itself where you can fly out of without hitting canada. there is definitely more than one correct answer.

stinkypete 11-27-2007 07:26 PM

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So now you can go tell your leftist d*bag prof to shove it.

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since when does dictatorship = leftist?

TheAlphaTheOmega 11-27-2007 07:26 PM

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http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/e...ain_morans.jpg

nuggetz87 11-27-2007 07:29 PM

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that pic would be awesome if it didn't reveal the fact that you browse 2+2 with avatars off.

ImsaKidd 11-27-2007 07:30 PM

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that pic would be awesome if it didn't reveal the fact that you browse 2+2 with avatars off.

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Dude he has 4 posts he probably has 10 posts/page too.

TheAlphaTheOmega 11-27-2007 07:30 PM

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that pic would be awesome if it didn't reveal the fact that you browse 2+2 with avatars off.

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no i don't. i just edited out the avatar cuz then his face would be ginormous

ImsaKidd 11-27-2007 07:33 PM

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http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/4...ydouchens1.png

BowToYourSensei 11-27-2007 07:34 PM

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http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/e...ain_morans.jpg

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lolol

derosnec 11-27-2007 07:39 PM

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http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/e...ain_morans.jpg

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this is so funny

gregorio 11-27-2007 07:40 PM

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that pic would be awesome if it didn't reveal the fact that you browse 2+2 with avatars off.

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Oh God i tilted so much here before I figured out how to turn off avatars. I had to adblock everything from imageshack etc.

ShowUthExit 11-27-2007 07:53 PM

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pwned by Canada again

when will you learn

AE6 11-27-2007 07:55 PM

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wouldnt have had this problem if u had skipped class day of the test too

rivermetimbers 11-27-2007 08:18 PM

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sadly for you this is actually the easiest f'ing question ever..maybe next time go to class (lol jk screw class... talk to that hot girl in class next time and find out what you missed, ldo)

goofyballer 11-27-2007 08:38 PM

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goofyballer 11-27-2007 08:39 PM

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nuggetz87 11-27-2007 08:43 PM

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canada, alaska BOOM HEADSHOT

Allinlife 11-27-2007 08:51 PM

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http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/e...ain_morans.jpg

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this is so funny

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as cliche as it may sound, was drinking water and almost let it all out

Phildo 11-27-2007 09:10 PM

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first pole is russia ldo, second im not sure but ill say hawaii

xjimraketex 11-27-2007 09:27 PM

Re: F*ck You Canada!
 
[ QUOTE ]
also:

http://maps.google.com/maps?ie=UTF8&amp;...p;near=Detroit,+MI&amp;fb=1&amp;cid=0,0,16322681351858239578&amp ;ll=42.220382,-83.375244&amp;spn=2.774361,5.174561&amp;z=8&amp;iw loc=A&amp;om=1

if you fly directly south from the AIRPORT (where the [censored] else would you fly from?), you will not hit canada. i would challenge the teacher on this for sure.

[/ QUOTE ]

H5N1 11-27-2007 09:32 PM

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pwned by Canaba again

when will you learn

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FYP

I love Canaba.


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