could better be done playing with my eyes closed?
 

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/5792/everydaypg8.jpg

who wants to teach me NL... land of no variance?

Re: could better be done playing with my eyes closed?
 

Could be worse, you could be HIV

Re: could better be done playing with my eyes closed?
 

Barf.

Re: could better be done playing with my eyes closed?
 

i still lve you

Re: could better be done playing with my eyes closed?
 

385 hand sample = meh.

but

44% WTSD? This is not limit, sir.

Re: could better be done playing with my eyes closed?
 

maybe try starting at 5/10 where it is impossible to lose 44.4k in 385 hands?

Re: could better be done playing with my eyes closed?
 

I'll coach you for a reasonable rate.

Re: could better be done playing with my eyes closed?
 

zomg I know your fold SB to steal %!

Re: could better be done playing with my eyes closed?
 

Schneids:

Plz change undertitle thx.

Re: could better be done playing with my eyes closed?
 

Here's another one, since Feb 10th (not many hands cuz there were lots of live play in there too where I also was getting killed!)


http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2...eryday2gi4.jpg

Re: could better be done playing with my eyes closed?
 

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Here's another one, since Feb 10th (not many hands cuz there were lots of live play in there too where I also was getting killed!)


http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2...eryday2gi4.jpg

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I'll teach you to play small stakes NL for $25.00 hour.

This will result in a savings of $3,000 per hour.

Re: could better be done playing with my eyes closed?
 

play neverwin more often?

omg good news!!
 

So I check my email, and there is some POSITIVE NEWS!!


XXXXXXXXXXXX,

Look inside your Absolute Poker account and you’ll find an extra $10 that wasn’t there before.

We haven’t seen you at the tables lately so we thought we’d give you a little extra cash to head to the tables with.

There’s no catch. The $10 is yours to enjoy. Enter one of our tournaments, head to the cash tables or play some Blackjack. The choice is up to you. With so many game options, the potential to turn the money in your account into a huge bankroll is enormous.

Please note that if the $10 is not used by March 13th, 2007 it will be removed from your account.

Good luck at the tables,

The Absolute Poker Team



FREE MONEY = NEVER GOING BUSTO!

Re: omg good news!!
 

Wow sick.. Ever thought of playing a little tighter? Looks like spew to me.

Btw, the thread title looks as though it was written by a third grader.

Re: omg good news!!
 

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So I check my email, and there is some POSITIVE NEWS!!


XXXXXXXXXXXX,

Look inside your Absolute Poker account and you’ll find an extra $10 that wasn’t there before.

We haven’t seen you at the tables lately so we thought we’d give you a little extra cash to head to the tables with.

There’s no catch. The $10 is yours to enjoy. Enter one of our tournaments, head to the cash tables or play some Blackjack. The choice is up to you. With so many game options, the potential to turn the money in your account into a huge bankroll is enormous.

Please note that if the $10 is not used by March 13th, 2007 it will be removed from your account.

Good luck at the tables,

The Absolute Poker Team



FREE MONEY = NEVER GOING BUSTO!

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same here baby. already up to $11 shortstacking $10NL.

glglggogogolgogogo

Re: omg good news!!
 

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385 hand sample = meh.

but

44% WTSD? This is not limit, sir.

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It is limit.

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Wow sick.. Ever thought of playing a little tighter? Looks like spew to me.

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There it is Schneids, in one sentence how to play better!(A lot of this is probably less than 5 handed)


I laughed because the first picture is titled "everyday."

Re: omg good news!!
 

I had a hard time converting from limit to nl too. I also learned that Nl is not the land of no variance... but looking at your graph makes me feel slightly better about myself.

Re: could better be done playing with my eyes closed?
 

Schneids


loosen up hand range. Too tight.

Re: could better be done playing with my eyes closed?
 

At least you only paid 250$ rake...

Re: could better be done playing with my eyes closed?
 

fold more,

also [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Re: could better be done playing with my eyes closed?
 

so you lost 100 big bets , what the big deal.

this is nothing HU and 3 handed

Re: could better be done playing with my eyes closed?
 

LOL at everyone giving Schneids LHE advice.

Re: omg good news!!
 

[ QUOTE ]
So I check my email, and there is some POSITIVE NEWS!!


XXXXXXXXXXXX,

Look inside your Absolute Poker account and you’ll find an extra $10 that wasn’t there before.

We haven’t seen you at the tables lately so we thought we’d give you a little extra cash to head to the tables with.

There’s no catch. The $10 is yours to enjoy. Enter one of our tournaments, head to the cash tables or play some Blackjack. The choice is up to you. With so many game options, the potential to turn the money in your account into a huge bankroll is enormous.

Please note that if the $10 is not used by March 13th, 2007 it will be removed from your account.

Good luck at the tables,

The Absolute Poker Team



FREE MONEY = NEVER GOING BUSTO!

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sweet, I have $30 in mine, blackjack time!!

so far I think the longest I've lasted is 10hands

woot have $110 now

Re: could better be done playing with my eyes closed?
 

Schneids,

This is weak.

ZOMG I LOST 100 BETS AND THEN 50 BETS AT ANOTHER LIMIT, LIMIT IS DYING!!!!!!!!!11

Come back when you are down 200k at $200/400. Thanks.

Re: omg good news!!
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
So I check my email, and there is some POSITIVE NEWS!!


XXXXXXXXXXXX,

Look inside your Absolute Poker account and you’ll find an extra $10 that wasn’t there before.

We haven’t seen you at the tables lately so we thought we’d give you a little extra cash to head to the tables with.

There’s no catch. The $10 is yours to enjoy. Enter one of our tournaments, head to the cash tables or play some Blackjack. The choice is up to you. With so many game options, the potential to turn the money in your account into a huge bankroll is enormous.

Please note that if the $10 is not used by March 13th, 2007 it will be removed from your account.

Good luck at the tables,

The Absolute Poker Team



FREE MONEY = NEVER GOING BUSTO!

[/ QUOTE ]

sweet, I have $30 in mine, blackjack time!!

so far I think the longest I've lasted is 10hands

woot have $110 now

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busto [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Re: omg good news!!
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
So I check my email, and there is some POSITIVE NEWS!!


XXXXXXXXXXXX,

Look inside your Absolute Poker account and you’ll find an extra $10 that wasn’t there before.

We haven’t seen you at the tables lately so we thought we’d give you a little extra cash to head to the tables with.

There’s no catch. The $10 is yours to enjoy. Enter one of our tournaments, head to the cash tables or play some Blackjack. The choice is up to you. With so many game options, the potential to turn the money in your account into a huge bankroll is enormous.

Please note that if the $10 is not used by March 13th, 2007 it will be removed from your account.

Good luck at the tables,

The Absolute Poker Team



FREE MONEY = NEVER GOING BUSTO!

[/ QUOTE ]

sweet, I have $30 in mine, blackjack time!!

so far I think the longest I've lasted is 10hands

woot have $110 now

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busto [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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me too [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Blackjack is rigged

Re: omg good news!!
 

They should be considering giving some more out now.

Re: omg good news!!
 

wtf?

Re: omg good news!!
 

My brain is still trying to comprehend seeing a schneids pt shot with red numbers.

Re: could better be done playing with my eyes closed?
 

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http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/5792/everydaypg8.jpg

who wants to teach me NL... land of no variance?

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I'd trade coaching with you!