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Well, Ron Paul is starting to get the publicity that I think he deserves. With that comes wild attacks from all sides of loony peoples of all backgrounds. I think this will help minimize the clutter so we don't have to make a new thread every time some analyst tries to sink the revolution.

I will start with this lovely article a friend of mine sent to me:
Ron Paul hates you
I am really irked at the fact that they try and go after Paul's record on war in general. It's so sad when people try and bloviate like they are so adamantly against the war in Iraq but will shoot Paul down because he is a republican.

I am sure you all have some possibly entertaining articles that we can put in here to shore up some good discussion and possibly a good laugh.

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ron paul wants to replace all supreme court justices with robots.

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if ron paul is made president, he has stated that he will bring back the droit du seigneur.

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Someone please find the quote on the comments from that article that goes something like this:
"At least Hillary voted for the war for the right reasons, while Paul voted against it for the wrong reasons"

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Ron Paul supports the arming of school children.

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if ron paul is made president, he has stated that he will bring back the droit du seigneur.

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lol, DKos hates libertarians so much. It puts me on lifetilt how bad their arguments are.

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Ron Paul was seen injecting Barry Bonds with steroids.

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Ron Paul claims, once president, he will have the right of prima noctis on any new brides.

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YOUR PONY TOO SLOW AND LATIN

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Sumbitch. Knew I should've looked droit du whatever up.

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Ron Paul's first act of office will be creating a "national baby punching day".

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Ron Paul says that if elected he will reinstate an apocryphal supposed medieval custom in which the lord of the manor would have the right to have sexual intercourse with newly married women on their weddings nights.

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Also, Ron Paul wants to replace all crunchy peanut butter with smooth peanut butter because the Founding Fathers didn't have the technology to make smooth peanut butter.

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Ron Paul will make Chuck Norris Vice President and then run away to the moon with Elvis and Tupac

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He's got that wierd anti-government thing, but other than that he's ok I guess.


(Seriously though, RP goes further than I would, but I've been to two NYC fundraisers and walk around with a Ron Paul 2008 button on my bag. Keep this in mind the next time you get the impression that I'm an authoritarian goon, AC'ers.)

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Ron Paul likes it in door number 2....how 'bout you?

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Ron Paul claims, once president, he will have the right of prima noctis on any new brides.

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obvious joke? coincidence? or claunchy subliminal french scholar?

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Unlike other candidates, Ron Paul promises to take everybody's ponies away.

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Ron Paul will make Chuck Norris Vice President

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Actually a plausible claim if applied to one of the other candidates...

Mike Huckabee is Chuck Norris Approved (by Chuck Norris)
Mike Huckabee Resurrected Since Chuck Norris Endorsement

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Ron Paul has stated that when elected, as part of his anti-government views, he will turn off the government-run forcefield which prevents the forces of darkness from breaking into this dimension.

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Ron Paul's first act of office will be passing a constitutional amendment allowing a "national baby punching day".

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FYP- Ron Paul is a man of principle.

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Ron Paul will end the war on drugs, releasing many African Americans into the streets. He'll also decrease government regulations of the market, allowing the Jews to take over. The resulting surge of rapes, murders, stereo thefts, and mult-million dollar Bar Mitzvahs will help justify his eugenics programs. Stormfront, Adanthar, Redbean, and Josem have it all figured out. Why don't you guys.

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Hmmm, me thinks we should put this into some type of collection. These are all rather comical. Not at all what I intended with this thread, but it's funny none the less.

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When elected, RP will force any Congressman who votes against his plans to sit thru a OBG/YN visit with a RLY fat woman.

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Ron Paul will end the war on drugs, releasing many African Americans into the streets. He'll also decrease government regulations of the market, allowing the Jews to take over. The resulting surge of rapes, murders, stereo thefts, and mult-million dollar Bar Mitzvahs will help justify his eugenics programs. Stormfront, Adanthar, Redbean, and Josem have it all figured out. Why don't you guys.


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winner

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HES A PHONEY

....and he really does hate black people

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He is against the right to burn flags based on the bills he introduced.

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Ron Paul will end the war on drugs, releasing many African Americans into the streets. He'll also decrease government regulations of the market, allowing the Jews to take over. The resulting surge of rapes, murders, stereo thefts, and mult-million dollar Bar Mitzvahs will help justify his eugenics programs. Stormfront, Adanthar, Redbean, and Josem have it all figured out. Why don't you guys.

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WINNAR!!

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He is against the right to burn flags based on the bills he introduced.

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lol, too serious for this thread [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

(Incidentally, bill he intro'd to vote against)

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ron paul's first act of presidentiality will be to require all americans to have two first names...

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Also, Ron Paul wants to replace all crunchy peanut butter with smooth peanut butter because the Founding Fathers didn't have the technology to make smooth peanut butter.

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Ron Paul doesn't favor open borders (he hates brown people and think they're smelly) and wants to deport illegal immigrants (just like the Nazis put Jews on trains to Auschwitz!!111).

<font color="white">(Actually an example of the kind of absurd attacks anarcho-capitalists and libertarians are fond of making in this forum against posters who argue for immigration policies similar to those of Ron Paul .)</font>