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[ x ] does see hole cards but can\'t beat nl100

note: names have been changed and some inconsequential events herein have been slightly modified as to protect the identities of those involved. this hand though and the player chat at the end is 100% based on a true hand.

Jennifer Tilly's Room No-Limit Hold'dem, $1.00 BB* (6 handed, 2 alternates, 1 illegal alien) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($95)
MP ($119.80)
CO ($51.25)
Hero ($242.65)
SB (EL_Donko) ($103.20)
BB (Flavor Flav) ($5124.75)

Preflop: Heethro is Button with W[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Uno[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $1
MP raises to $5
CO folds
Heethro folds
SB (EL_Donko) calls $4.50
BB (Flavor Flav) calls $4
UTG folds

Flop: ($16) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
EL_Donko checks
Flavor Flav checks
MP checks

Turn: ($16) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
EL_Donko checks
user Jennifer Tilly enters table [69x.xxx.xxx ; funbags.jennifertillysroom.com]
Flavor Flav bets $7
MP folds
EL_Donko raises to $20
Flavor Flav calls $13

River: ($56) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
EL_Donko bets $10
Flavor Flav raises to $20
EL_Donko calls $10

Final Pot: $96

Results in white below: 
EL_Donko has 8h Th (one pair, eights).
Flavor Flav has Kh 7h (one pair, sevens).
Outcome: EL_Donko wins $96. 

in chat immediately afterwards

El_Donko said, "have to call"
El_Donko ~ "to cee"
El_Donko ~ "bet more"
El_Donko ~ "next time"
El_Donko ~ "nice bet though"
El_Donko ~ "some people drunk"
El_Donko ~ "they fold"
El_Donko ~ "don't think"
El_Donko ~ "just fold"
El_Donko ~ "instinctually"
El_Donko ~ "but some people"

beware of superusers like flavor flav. notice the ridiculous bet/call on the turn and then the perfectly sized river raise to get el_donko to laydown the best hand. i'm glad there are players like el_donko, whose play is unexploitable by the superuser. el_donko is a hero. a true equalizer.

i will like to thank user Q 75 45 37 for most of this very important "inside information.

* does not mean big boobies