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a hooker, a dwarf, 3 midgets, 2 priests, a nun, a naked girl with a duck under her arm, a black guy, a white guy, and a mexican walk into a bar, the bartender says this has to be a joke.

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i almost forgot old faihtful:

what has 9 arms and sucks?

<font color="white">def leppard</font>

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lolllllllllllllllll that may be the first joke in this thread i haven't heard

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What would you have called the Flintstones if they were black?



Negroes. (use the N-word obv.)

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who makes more money, a drug dealer or a hooker?

the hooker, she can wash her crack and sell it again.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in common?

They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What's the square root of 69?

<font color="white"> 8 something. </font>

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What's a 6.9?



A good time ruined by a period.

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or a bloody good time, mate.

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What is brown and sticky?
<font color="white"> a stick! </font>


KJS

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2 dogs walk into a bar and i offer 3:1 odds the lab can take the pitbull. 20 minutes later i walk out a big winner.

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2 dogs walk into a bar and i offer 3:1 odds the lab can take the pitbull. 20 minutes later i walk out a big winner.

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LOL, nice.

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What do you call cheese that does not belong to you?






Nacho cheese.