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Ok Round Two:

Everyone, if you haven't already please read the sticky, now is a good time to do so.

Also,

Citanul edit: that first thing you listed here is not really kosher. Carry on.

Convert your hands unless they're $500+ buyin, in that case it's ok to not convert your hands.

Everyone be safe, always wear your seat belts wherever you go.

Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.

Never have sex with a stripper inside the strip club.


AND!

Always wear a condom when having sex, with ANYTHING!

Yep Josem said it better than I ever could.

Good Luck to all our brave little soldiers in Las Vegas.

Love Much Always,

bengiec

Further citanul edit: Something about mundane bad beats. Don't post them here. Same for small downswings.

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IBL

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is it too late to take back the unprotected sex incidents?

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I dont usually shove KK pre like this, but in a 1,75$ turbo I figured I was ahead. I was pretty sure I was gonna see pocket pair or stuff like that (AJo).

Those 2 hands happend like nearly at the same time on 2 table.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP3 (t1450)
CO (t1570)
Button (t1420)
Hero (t1450)
BB (t1460)
UTG (t1470)
UTG+1 (t1465)
MP1 (t1410)
MP2 (t1805)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. MP2 posts a blind of t30.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, daman70 calls t20, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1500</font>.

Flop: (t1545) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(8 players)</font>

Turn: (t1545) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(8 players)</font>

River: (t1545) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(8 players)</font>

Final Pot: t1545

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Kh Kc (two pair, kings and jacks).
MP3 has Jc Ah (full house, jacks full of sixes).
Outcome: MP3 wins t3000. Hero wins t40. </font>

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG (t1450)
UTG+1 (t1570)
MP1 (t1420)
Hero (t1450)
MP3 (t1460)
CO (t1470)
Button (t1465)
SB (t1410)
BB (t1805)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls t30, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1450</font>, <font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, UTG calls t1420 (All-In).

Flop: (t2945) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t2945) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t2945) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t2945

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has Jc Ah (two pair, aces and jacks).
Hero has Ks Kh (one pair, kings).
Outcome: UTG wins t2945. </font>

way to start off JULY !!! FU JULY [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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If that was a strategy question... then sure push KK and get called by a worse hand. If you are looking for 'poor you so unlucky' then please don't... We all have these hands 67 times a day and don't really care.

/End of grumpy hungover message

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ban sayfur. happy canada day!

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flight booked, room at the mgm booked, july 5 - 10.

bunch of people have picked up shares of my action, and there's still a few % available for interested people.

woo. vegas.

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I'm leaving today to drive to colorado for my sisterinlaw's wedding next saterday. I'd probably be looking forward to it if I didn't know to the bottom of my heart I was driving the wrong direction, sigh.

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Anyone on the east coast know if Transformers is playing at an IMAX theater? It seems perfect for it but Fandango doesn't seem to have any available.

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So Bodog sends me an e-mail telling me I have $12 laying around there, so I decided to play a little .10/.25 nl to see what I could do with it...that lasted one hand:

Dealt to Hero: 6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Checks around to small blind who limps, I raise to .75, villian calls. Flop comes:

A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Chk, Chk

Turn, 7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Villian bets .50, I call

River: K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Villan bets $1.50, I shove, villian calls

Quad Aces...bye bye $12 (rigged obv.) [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]