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Smell The Glove 09-16-2007 09:19 PM

Three Horrified Sushi Chefs
 
Me and my dad go to Vegas for the weekend. Friday night for dinner we go to Tao and eat at the sushi bar. My dad orders a piece of shrimp sushi. The chef gives it to my dad and my dad motions to his soy sauce, asking the chef if he recommends dipping it in the soy sauce. The chefs nods, and then he makes a motion suggesting that my dad remove the shrimp's tail before eating it. My dad says "oh no it's ok" and then the chef says "You not supposed to eat the tail, sir." My dad proceeds to dip the shrimp piece in the soy sauce and eat it whole, complete with tail. Here's how the sushi chefs looked:

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9617/sushisn9.png

DblBarrelJ 09-16-2007 09:22 PM

Re: Three Horrified Sushi Chefs
 
Wow. Those guys look pissed.

absoludicrous 09-16-2007 09:23 PM

Re: Three Horrified Sushi Chefs
 
I think I've seen those guys before. They work at every sushi bar. Weird.

drexah 09-16-2007 09:36 PM

Re: Three Horrified Sushi Chefs
 
the "glove" must be the secret word for some sort of brain cell-killing toxins

Dids 09-16-2007 09:38 PM

Re: Three Horrified Sushi Chefs
 
That image would be more awesome 25% smaller. HINT

drexah 09-16-2007 09:40 PM

Re: Three Horrified Sushi Chefs
 
EYE RACISM

Smell The Glove 09-16-2007 09:52 PM

Re: Three Horrified Sushi Chefs
 
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That image would be more awesome 25% smaller. HINT

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sorry too late to edit. lol get a bigger monitor dids. here's a link to a resized image if you want to edit it: link

Dids 09-16-2007 09:53 PM

Re: Three Horrified Sushi Chefs
 
THANKS HOMEY

blutarski 09-16-2007 10:29 PM

Re: Three Horrified Sushi Chefs
 
My grandfather used to get drunk and eat lobster shells just to gross people out.

Where he lived (Newfoundland) these fish called kaplin would beach themselves to mate and lay eggs. The ones that didn't make it would die and dry out on the beach.

My GF and his dog would both eat them straight off the beach. The dog would get sick.

Brag: He was the person most like John Hemmingway that I'll ever meet.

Beat: He's no longer with us.

Conspire 09-16-2007 10:40 PM

Re: Three Horrified Sushi Chefs
 
I humbly request more stories and more paints from the smelly glove.


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