****THE LADIES FINAL THREAD**** (NSFW -- LDO)
 

Here it is. The ladies final. You guys know the drill. Both of these young ladies are very attractive so vote with the knowledge that you can't make a bad choice. (Oh yeah, if you troll or hate don't complain about your ban.)

Before we get to the pictures, we will have a brief question and answer session. As we lounged in my hot tub last night I asked the ladies a few questions. Their replies have been recorded below.

Question 1: The perfect evening would begin with ________, involve a lot of _______ and end with __________.

<font color="blue"> Octopi -- The perfect evening would begin with a trip to the French Laundry in Napa Valley, involve a lot of offal and end with fireworks I get to set off.</font>

<font color="FF0033">FFK: -- The perfect evening would begin with gourmet food and wine, involve a lot of good friends &amp; good music, and end with sexytime, a dank turkey sandwich, and maybe a smidgen of mary jane. </font>


Question 2: Compose a haiku about your opponent.

<font color="blue"> Octopi
eff eff kay what i
say? bright smile, long silken hair.
i voted for her. </font>

<font color="FF0033">FFK:
Seasoned heart-breaker,
Octopi's tentacles will
entice with hummus </font>



Question 3: If you were to guess star on Nip/Tuck, what would be the purpose of your visit to McNamara/Troy?

<font color="blue"> Octopi -- Uh, to [censored] Dr Troy on his desk. He's a sexy bitch. </font>

<font color="FF0033">FFK -- Ostensibly for lipo of the thighs, but of course would actually involve a crazy ploy to abduct, rape, and kill Christian Troy, convince his friends and loved ones he has abruptly given himself a sex change operation, and then replace him as Christiana Troy in his lucrative private practice. Not sure if this would be shocking and and unbelievable enough, though. </font>


Question 4: What's your best Party Trick/Greatest Skill?

<font color="blue"> Octopi -- Impersonating a woman on the internet. </font>

<font color="FF0033">FFK -- My greatest party trick is organizing the party. I have an uncanny ability to easily attract and gather 40 friends to a particular venue on short notice with minimal effort. I'm excellent in social settings - making people feel interesting and comfortable. I can carry on conversation remarkable well with anybody, and people frequently find themselves inexplicably confiding in me about all kinds of personal and private issues. </font>


Question 5: What do you want Santa to bring you for Christmas?

<font color="blue"> Octopi -- I don't know. I'm bad at Christmas and already get a lot of cool stuff. Maybe getting a Canon 5D or some other ridiculous high end DSLR camera with a big fat long lens. I can dream. </font>

<font color="FF0033">FFK
-A Big Green Egg
-Tempurpedic mattress, to house last year's gift. </font>


Question 6: A genie appears appears and offers you 3 wishes. You can't ask for more wishes. What do you ask for?

<font color="blue"> Octopi --
1. A flying car with a robot chauffeur. What could be better?
2. To have a successful business that is well off and running on it's own, like a well oiled money machine plus a side job that is more like a hobby
3. To kick the genie in the 'nads for not letting me make more wishes with one of my wishes. </font>

<font color="FF0033">FFK --
1. ability to comfortably retire immediately
2. health and happiness for me and my loved ones
3. Three wishes for my mom
If #3 is not allowed, then, uh... well... hmmm... I guess 'world peace' is a decent backup plan.</font>


Question 7: Please distribute 100 points among these categories in terms of creating the perfect man --

intelligence
sense of humor
endowment
physical condition
good looks
motivation
money

Octopi --
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<font color="FF0033">FFK -- intelligence 35
sense of humor 30
motivation 25
good looks 5
physical condition 4
endowment .5
money .5 </font>


Okay, now on to the pictures!

In this corner, from the Great White North: OCTOPI

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In this corner, from the heart of Coca Cola Country, FAST FOOD KNIGHT


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Shotgun on zee women.

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first...to say those questions are gayballs.

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FFK: -- The perfect evening would begin with gourmet food and wine, involve a lot of good friends &amp; good music, and end with sexytime, a dank turkey sandwich, and maybe a smidgen of mary jane.


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im in love

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you were supposed to ask them what plastic surgery the other one should get. fail.

Usually I like a little more junk in the trunk, but FFK gets my vote.

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http://kelly.cybr.org/pics/pix/zeldatits.jpg

WOW. You look like an actress/model.

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Two worthy contestants. Only one will emerge (from the jello wrestling segment of the judging?) imo.

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I'm gonna be honest.......I didnt read any of the questions. The pics were nice though.

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Gah, might wanna slap a NSFW on that thread title son.

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The way she is biting her bottom lip is omg sexy

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Have my babies?