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ImsaKidd 09-23-2007 05:16 PM

I\'m a total donkey
 
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6...eanuloldg0.png

T-God 09-23-2007 05:18 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
Imsamom gon' get her slap on.

NoMeansYes_ 09-23-2007 05:21 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
Did this really need a new thread?

In other news... CHOO CHOOOOOOO

le_chinois 09-23-2007 05:22 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
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Did this really need a new thread?

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ImsaKidd 09-23-2007 05:23 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
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Did this really need a new thread?

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I thought it was hilarious, so yes.

fees 09-23-2007 05:25 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
lol i thought u meant u were a donk for railing this thing.. but then i saw the chat.. LOL

Injection 09-23-2007 05:28 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
It makes my head hurt on so many levels.

Imrahil 09-23-2007 05:28 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
KidPoker: next question: how much in my Stars account right now?
Dealer: rebuyer checks
Dealer: Dealing Turn: [3s]
Dealer: kalsen2 bets 450
checkfoldyou [observer]: 0.00
manub [observer]: must be scary sometimes
Dave149 [observer]: 250k
proFISHonal [observer]: 250k
Dealer: rebuyer folds
peseudos [observer]: 150k
kidbudy [observer]: Before or after the heads up loss to Barry?
felghen [observer]: 0
allintoomuch [observer]: 74000
Dealer: Game #12229024473: kalsen2 wins pot (650)
t_3n [observer]: 90k
Dealer: kalsen2 doesn't show hand
Skoly [observer]: 10k
Mitchdubai [observer]: prize for closest?
afrat340 [observer]: 0
vixxxy [observer]: $240k
Dealer: Starting new hand: #12229037655
Dealer: kalsen2 posts small blind 50
Dealer: FastEddie267 posts big blind 100
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: t soprano folds
christensen0 [observer]: 50k
shhh...cops [observer]: didn't he have a heart attack during play recently?
Dealer: hasuace folds
Dealer: pbtoau folds
Dealer: Slugg7 folds
Dealer: rebuyer folds
SiriusH100 [observer]: $432554.56
proFISHonal [observer]: 125k
Oooof [observer]: 95k
Dealer: nederen_dk folds
afrat340 [observer]: 1
manub [observer]: $24.58 ?
Jonasfbk [observer]: 15k
Skoly [observer]: 0
PrnceImrahil [observer]: DANIEL NEGREANU, YOU REALLY HURT IMSAKIDD'S FEELINGS BY CALLING HIM A DONKEY
felghen [observer]: 0000000000000000
Dealer: KidPoker raises 200 to 300
Dealer: kalsen2 folds
Mitchdubai [observer]: 192k
MartijnSch [observer]: yeah, at the wsop i read, and afther the attack he went on playing??
Dealer: FastEddie267 raises 700 to 1000
proFISHonal [observer]: 1mil
kidbudy [observer]: 350k?
dylan0003 [observer]: does pokerstars pay you or just ship it to your roll? 5m? lol
shhh...cops [observer]: good god
PrnceImrahil [observer]: ITS NOT HIS FAULT HE BUYS IN FOR 20BB
felghen [observer]: 15k
Dealer: KidPoker, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
afrat340 [observer]: 200
KidPoker: 192 is closest so far
Dealer: KidPoker folds
PrnceImrahil [observer]: HIS MOTHER MAKES HIM
peseudos [observer]: 160k
Dealer: Game #12229037655: FastEddie267 wins pot (650)
Dealer: FastEddie267 doesn't show hand
vixxxy [observer]: if we get it right, do we win it?
t_3n [observer]: 188k
Mitchdubai [observer]: I win
mark_999 [observer]: 201k
Jimshoen [observer]: 31,700
Dealer: Starting new hand: #12229051794
Dealer: FastEddie267 posts small blind 50
Dealer: t soprano posts big blind 100
allintoomuch [observer]: 188
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
shhh...cops [observer]: 180
checkfoldyou [observer]: 222k
KidPoker: closer still
vixxxy [observer]: 198
WGC1234 [observer]: 10000 less than he had a couple of hours ago
PrnceImrahil [observer]: 187K
Dealer: hasuace folds
Dave149 [observer]: 193,840.50
proFISHonal [observer]: 198k
Dealer: pbtoau folds
t_3n [observer]: 179k
KidPoker: YES 187
Jonasfbk [observer]: 189.45
Skoly [observer]: WHAT IS THIS JEOPARTY? ILL TAKE DANIEL KICKS *** FOR 300
Dealer: Slugg7 folds
allintoomuch [observer]: 186
Dealer: rebuyer folds
Dealer: nederen_dk folds
dylan0003 [observer]: how much did you start with?
PrnceImrahil [observer]: SHIP SHIP MCGIPP
Dealer: KidPoker folds
M-Dubbz [observer]: what did U start with?
Dealer: kalsen2 raises 200 to 300
PANTERA [observer]: most talk a smoother line then bush...its easy when you take a pole to see what phrases tickle peoples ears....of course bin laden laughes at there hollow words but he hides in a hole from bush
Dealer: FastEddie267 folds
allintoomuch [observer]: 187k
Dealer: t soprano folds
Dealer: Game #12229051794: kalsen2 wins pot (250)
Dealer: kalsen2 doesn't show hand
PrnceImrahil [observer]: DANIEL, I CAN READ PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU
Dealer: Starting new hand: #12229063297
Dealer: t soprano posts small blind 50
Dealer: hasuace posts big blind 100
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
KidPoker: next question, an important one:
Dealer: pbtoau folds
shhh...cops [observer]: hey daniel, i got a buddy who's a dead ringer for you...we were even stopped in Vegas a few times...lol
Dealer: Slugg7 folds
Dealer: rebuyer folds
Dealer: nederen_dk folds
Dealer: KidPoker folds
PrnceImrahil [observer]: I SAW FROM YOUR TIMING TELL THAT YOU HAD 187
Dealer: kalsen2 folds
SiriusH100 [observer]: the answer is Jennifer Harman
Dealer: FastEddie267 folds
Dealer: t soprano calls 50
M-Dubbz [observer]: How much have U bought in for Daniel?

Injection 09-23-2007 05:31 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
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KidPoker: next question: how much in my Stars account right now?


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=

Number of minimal transfers by Two'ers x Average amount of minimal transfers by Two'ers

DMoogle 09-23-2007 05:32 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
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KidPoker: next question: how much in my Stars account right now?


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Number of minimal transfers by Two'ers x Average amount of minimal transfers by Two'ers

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That's exactly what I was thinking.

Imrahil 09-23-2007 06:14 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
DN and I are having an argument over how people play. I'm saying a lot of these pros make simple plays that can't be profitable in the long run.

ImsaKidd 09-23-2007 06:27 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
I sent $6.66 to Daniel, and had a 10k downswing afterwards.

Spechel EDD 09-23-2007 06:34 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/7158/imsakiddhw3.jpg

pdoran10 09-23-2007 06:35 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
i am concerned about that car going off the ramp in the background.

Crazy Porto 09-23-2007 06:40 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
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http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/7158/imsakiddhw3.jpg

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OMG he's so gonna love this !!!

Dynamic 09-23-2007 06:40 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
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Did this really need a new thread?

In other news... CHOO CHOOOOOOO

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no but that actually means yes according to your name, so no it did not need a new thread.

ImsaKidd 09-23-2007 06:47 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
WTF is the green train doing in this pic? THOMAS 4 LYFE

LucidDream 09-23-2007 06:51 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
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WTF is the green train doing in this pic? THOMAS 4 LYFE

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obv that's his brother who is much better at poker and life

Dallas Dru 09-23-2007 06:51 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
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I sent $6.66 to Daniel, and had a 10k downswing afterwards.

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lol.. thats just too funny

Spechel EDD 09-23-2007 06:55 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
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WTF is the green train doing in this pic? THOMAS 4 LYFE

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its your brother dude. he buys in for 21 bbs though.

SPECHAL EDD 09-23-2007 07:00 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
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WTF is the green train doing in this pic? THOMAS 4 LYFE

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its your brother dude. he buys in for 21 bbs though.

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YOU ARE NOT ME

SPECHAL EDD 09-23-2007 07:00 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
SPECHEL EDD = FAKE EDD

Spechel EDD 09-23-2007 07:02 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
just get banned again my goddddddddddddddddddd

cowpig 09-24-2007 01:13 AM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
imsa how the fk can u have a 10k downswing

Spechel EDD 09-24-2007 01:26 AM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
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imsa how the fk can u have a 10k downswing

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yeah man thats like 70 buyins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!

09-24-2007 01:42 AM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
least he lives near you edd, this way you can give him a beat down.

NU Star 09-24-2007 01:46 AM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
Bought into a 50K max game and lost a flip. Simple math really.

JEFF or DAD 09-24-2007 03:31 AM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
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Did this really need a new thread?


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imsakidds tryin to grow up to be a bigger whore than his mom

InfectorGadget 09-24-2007 08:40 AM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
haha, which game is that from?

ImsaKidd 09-24-2007 05:41 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
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imsa how the fk can u have a 10k downswing

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Losing a lot of flips to you and every other 5/10 regular.

I guess it wasnt quite 10k:

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/810...gamentsbv4.jpg

ipokeder 09-24-2007 05:43 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
lol

goofyballer 09-24-2007 05:44 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
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haha, which game is that from?

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I want to know too, that game looks hot.

ipokeder 09-24-2007 05:44 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
how much of your roll is that

ImsaKidd 09-24-2007 08:09 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
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how much of your roll is that

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Like 35%ish.

Bakes 09-24-2007 08:54 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
history between u and negranu? just cuz of your railchat?

pokerchap 09-24-2007 09:10 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
asplain to him you make more than he does at online cash games. If he says no just start talking about HSP???

ImsaKidd 09-24-2007 09:11 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
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history between u and negranu? just cuz of your railchat?

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Yeah.

I think they actually talk to the railbirds when its not useless spam.

I was making (bad) jokes and generally being obnoxious.

ImsaKidd 09-24-2007 09:12 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
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asplain to him you make more than he does at online cash games. If he says no just start talking about HSP???

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That would not be nice.

Fgators makes more than him at online games too. Looks like im in an elite minority!

Evigt_Drabbad 09-24-2007 09:22 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
game is trackmania and its quite fun

MatthijsH 09-24-2007 09:29 PM

Re: I\'m a total donkey
 
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haha, which game is that from?

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I want to know too, that game looks hot.

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TrackMania United

http://www.tm-united.com/eng/

Awesome game.


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